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Super Duck's picture

So today I met the elusive Mom's Friend's Daughter. I've been to my mom's friend's house lots of times, but somehow I have never been there at the same time as her. She randomly hugged me. She's warm and smells nice. Good combo. ;D

Anyway, I just had iced coffee and cake. I've eaten nothing but junk since I've been in Louisiana. Well, no, I had a salad with dinner. Mostly junk, then. I am so bloated and disgusting-feeling. First thing I will do when I get home is exercise.

Tomorrow we are going to see my mom's boyfriend's kids. My mom always complains about him lately. It's irritating.

Lately, SHE'S irritating. Ugh. Yesterday, she made me go swimsuit shopping. Worst decision ever, especially since I'm bloated from the things we've eaten while visiting. It destroyed my already nonexistent self-esteem, and I got upset, which enraged her. What the hell did she expect?! She got so mad that we didn't buy anything, thank goodness.

But that's not even the worst of it. I am sick of how fucking "godly" she believes herself to be. I'm sick of how pious and douchebaggy she is lately. Having a sense of humor is OF TEH DEVILLLL. So is not dressing like a nun, screamo music, and being a seventeen-year-old boy. (Oh, yes. She had an argument with my cousin today simply for being a seventeen-year-old boy.) She had a huge fit because one of my cousin's friends was questioning his faith. The following ensued:

Cousin's Friend: So you take EVERYTHING in the Bible literally?
Mom: Yes.
Cousin's Friend: So you believe God is going to kill all the homosexuals, for example?
Mom: Uh... It... it doesn't say that!

Way to dodge the question, BITCH. Why don't you take your Bible and shove it where the sun doesn't shine?

I only have $26 left. I am pissed.

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Dracofangxxx's picture

D:

Don't worry, we're all having a party in Hell...
And you're invited! I'm bringing the booze ;D

I bet you have a BEAUTIFUL bathing suit body D: <
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You're twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.

Super Duck's picture

YAY! HELL PARTY! 8D And

YAY! HELL PARTY! 8D

And nooo, I sure don't! Not with my thighs! Ick.

Dracofangxxx's picture

I like big

I like big thighs...
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They're just so lickable!
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You're twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.

Super Duck's picture

Mine are icky. :p

Mine are icky. :p

Dracofangxxx's picture

Nahh, they're LICKY!

Nahh, they're LICKY! :DD
*brick'd*
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You're twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.

rythmn_n_rhyme_grrl's picture

Oh bother, more self-esteem

Oh bother, more self-esteem issues. Guess I'll join the club
*Hi* >.>

Super Duck's picture

:( Self-esteem issues are

:( Self-esteem issues are awful... I really wish I could get over mine.