swimmerguy's picture

I seem to have become addicted to physical contact.
Crazy creeper, or just a normal physically deprived teenage boy?
The world will never know.


jeff's picture


Not too hard in your situation, just wait until you and another guy are both in Speedos, and then start trash-talking him a bit about you being stronger, etc., and then say the magic words: "I bet I can pin you!"


"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." - Kurt Cobain

elph's picture

From where in the world…

…did such a negative, and definitely undeserved self-appraisal arise?

Creeper lacks an unambiguous definition… and as for being physically deprived: You, an irrepressible swimmer --- no way!

Teenage boy, you got right --- no argument!

But total honesty would have required: Gay teenage boy!

I would guess (just a guess) that you have a very normal desire to communicate in a socially-accepted manner your indescribable pent-up emotions --- a desire that is only partially met when left alone with time on your hand.

This communication with those you find yummy (who came up with this very descriptive term - Ferrets?) is approached when body-body contact is willingly accepted, albeit with a message that is mutually understood to be intentionally ambiguous.

This is still not enough --- but it at least approaches your mental image of total fusion.

Don't think so negatively! Your libido is merely screaming.

Just be sure to always use your head...

Wolfcry's picture

He means the head attached

He means the head attached to your neck, not you libido device.

"My ear should catch your voice; my eye, your eye, My tongue should catch your tongue, sweet melody, My tongue your tongue were the world mine, And I will sing that they shall hear: That I am not, I am not afraid, I am not afraid!" -- Were The World

elph's picture


...ambiguity is seen by the literate. But... I think it was my intention that neither be excluded :)

Dracofangxxx's picture

I like it too

Dun worry. You're not a creeper until you start touching people when they ask you to stop...

That's MY kuhreepers fo' ya! XD
You're twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.

really confused's picture

Love,peace, and, DAFT PUNK,

Love,peace, and, DAFT PUNK, Alisa =D