OASIS ANNIVERSARY!

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It's the 11th, I think. Which is in 12 minutes! YAAAY!

I've had a headache all day. :c Ughhh. I had some interesting adventures today, though. Like the fact that I found medicine in my grandma's house that is as old as I am. I wish I was kidding... It expired in January 1995. I was born in November 1994. It seems like she never throws anything away.

Speaking of her, I had this dream where she was like, a trained killer or something. And she had an extremely gruesome method she used every time. She would chop the victim's legs off, then melt their faces. She would pile the bodies in the sink. No, I don't know how they all fit. They just did. D: It was SO DISGUSTING.

French Class Girl's facebook statuses are the stupidest things ever, I swear. OOH! A girl just wrote on her facebook wall. You'll never believe what she said. She was super upset that THEY COULDN'T GO ON A DATE TONIGHT. Those were her exact words. Holy shit. Hahaha. Go French Class Girl~

One of my friends texted me earlier to say that she swears she saw FCG's long-lost-twin at a Japanese buffet. There are people out there that actually look like HER? D: Society is ending! FCG-lookalike kept smiling at her. She said the FCG-lookalike was actually kind of pretty, so I guess she'd just be like a hot version of FCG? But can such a thing even exist? I mean, doesn't looking like FCG equal being ugly by definition? There was also a little girl, maybe 8 years old or so, who had the same kind of hair as her, and she was PLAYING WITH IT! And she and the FCG-lookalike were sisters. FCG-lookalike told the little girl, "STOP SCREAMING LIKE I'M RAPING YOU!"

Um... wow.

I wish I had been there. Haha.

Anyway, I went to a restaurant with my grandparents, my sister, and my grandparents' friends. Our waitress was soooooo fine. Oh, my god. I think I saw her last time we went there, actually, but she wasn't our waitress. She was really cute. Kinda tan with lightish brown hair, big brown eyes and a few light freckles on her nose. My sister is a freaking pig and left behind a huge (and I mean HUGE) mess, so my grandma asked the waitress if she wanted ME to help her clean it up. I was thinking, "AHH! NO! I just ate! I am all bloated and fat!" but luckily the waitress said no.

Oh, and the restaurant had Boston Creme Pie. I love that shit. I got some of it, which made me feel really fat, but it was super delicious. <3

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jeff's picture

Cool...

Happy anniversary!

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Super Duck's picture

Thanks! :D

Thanks! :D

rythmn_n_rhyme_grrl's picture

All of this talk of FCG and

All of this talk of FCG and Facebook is making me really curious as to what she looks like

Super Duck's picture

Do you have facebook? Add me

Send me a PM, and I'll send you one of her pictures. Your eyes might bleed a little, though. Sorry.

ferrets's picture

hehe

i used to have 20/20 vision until super duck sent me a picture of FCG D:

"...I find it kinda funny,I find it kinda sad, that the dreams where i am dieing are the best I've ever had..." -gary jules

Super Duck's picture

Oh no! D: I'm so sorry.

Oh no! D: I'm so sorry.

BLAME FCG'S PARENTS!