I'm mad. I'm not mad because I didn't get on the honor roll (The honor roll people get special privileges.) from last year's grades. I'm not mad because all my friends did. I'm mad because they keep being douches about it and telling me I'm retarded. I got the highest average in three subjects last year. >:(
Douchey Friend: No college is ever going to accept you because you suck at math. You have to be retarded to get a C in Geometry.
Me: Screw you! I got over 100 in English last year!
Douchey Friend: That doesn't matter, though. If you suck at math, you suck at everything, because it's the most important subject.
Me: If you suck at English, nobody is gonna take you seriously. My lowest non-math grade in the last quarter of last year was like, a 97.
Douchey Friend: You still suck at math and, by extension, everything.
Me: You couldn't find the "Documents" folder in computer class today.
Yes, that's right. I can't write a geometric proof, but she can't click on the little folder that says "Documents." Obviously, I am pathetically stupid, and she is an ultimate genius. Obviously.
Douchey Friend: No one except secretaries even uses computers for work, so who cares?
Me: Are you kidding me? By your logic, no one except architects uses geometry, so who cares?
This was going on all day. All. Freaking. Day. The geometry teacher overheard one of these exchanges and smiled sadistically. Everyone hates me.
In chemistry class today, we got our tests back. I did really well on mine. They weren't out of 100 points, so if we wanted an idea of our letter grade, we had to make it into a percent. Mine was a 92%, but the teacher had to add points back for a correct answer she checked off, so I ended up with 95%. I got an A! I was happy. Then my douchebag friend and Irritating Girl ruined it.
Douchey Friend: Oh, look, Super Duck! This next chapter has MATH!
Irritating Girl: AHAHAHA! SUPER DUCK SUCKS AT MATH!
Douchey Friend: She's gonna FAIL! And when we take Physics, she's going to fail everything because it's all math! HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHA! AHAHAHAHA!
She was laughing insanely hard and for like, 5 minutes. The only way I can possibly express the magnitude of her laughter is by saying it's comparable to the laughing I do whenever I see French Class Girl. (All I have to do is look at her. She doesn't even have to say anything stupid or utilize her awful acting skills. Everything about her is hilarious to me.)
Speaking of FCG, she wasn't at school today. :'( I was so sad! I don't have any class to look forward to whenever she isn't at school! I say this all the time, but I am so totally going to cry when she graduates and leaves me bored at school. I don't want to think about it. I still can't get over her randomly telling that girl, "You're not a lesbian."