Being single

Tarra's picture

Being single really sucks. It's hard to find a girlfriend and when I find someone I start to like, they find somebody else.. I've been single for awhile and it's getting very old. I'm trying to find a girlfriend but I'm having no luck.. :(


ferrets's picture

i can feel you thar.

im having the same issue, only with boy type people instead of girls.

More people have been slaughtered in the name of religion than for any other single reason. That, my friends, that is true perversion.
-Harvey Milk

elph's picture

A little bit of...

...subtle advertising might help. I'm not talking eye shadow or rouge... but maybe a colorful bracelet (a la Chad).

If that doesn't elicit welcomed interest, you could try trousers that are just a bit less comfortable (a prior announcement of yours provides reason that this device could be quite efficacious). :)