Chad's a whiner!

swimmerguy's picture

I've determined not to post anything unless it's not whining.
I'm not even going to say everything I did today, although I say it was difficult, to say the least.

Swimming started again today! HOORAY! They've speeded up champs like the little messed up fothermuckers they are, and so far Nicole is the only one qualified.
I'll probably make it, and I hope that Alyssa makes it, because she's BOMBIN. I hope Emili doesn't make it, because she's annoying, and I don't care if Chris makes it, because he's so quiet, I probably wouldn't even notice him. Erik probably will make it no matter what, and he's good except for the fact he's 10...
Too bad. As long as it's not just me and Nicole, like last year.

Ooh, new eye candy! On the swim team, hot guy named Joe joined, and he's showed up to a practice or two before like almost 2 years ago, but he's back, still hot, and I hope he stays on. I'll finally have someone my age!
Is he fast? He was just as fast as me 2 years ago, but I bet I've improved more, so he probably won't make champs. Sad day.
And he's 14, just like me! Woot! ^.^

The Beatles are keeping me sane so far. It's a little bit foolishly upbeat, but it's either that or listen to my neighbors fight...
That's what happened when I turned the music off, I could hear them across the street and they were FURIOUS. Like, madder than I've ever heard before.
The Beatles keep me optimistic!

Comments

ferrets's picture

ohhh chadling

i want stats on joe :)

More people have been slaughtered in the name of religion than for any other single reason. That, my friends, that is true perversion.
-Harvey Milk

elph's picture

Stats? Which Stats?

The list should be restricted to just those personal attributes considered salient.

But, take heart... I suspect that you have nothing to fear.

Keep in mind, however, that some still place value in the aphorism: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. (Ah... you're smiling. I originally intended this to be taken in its conventional sense.)

My hope: A word to the wise is sufficient.

elph's picture

Joe IS hot!

What (be specific!) contributes to this conclusion? I suspect that most Oasisians (at least those endowed with X-Y chromosomes) might find this of use. :)

(Comment deleted & edited):

Okay... That first sentence now makes sense (after probably the fourth attempt)... but negotiating three "negatives" did present a challenge :)

"I've determined not to post anything unless it's not whining."

Dracofangxxx's picture

OH MY GOD ALYSSA

SHE'S AL
SHE IS ON COLORGUARD AND I LOVE HER
We tease her all the time by making fun of her being Al. You would love it.

"Hey guys, where's Al from? AL-catraz! Ahaha! And what does she make? AL-chohol!"

EDIT:
Nevermind you already told me it's not her :(

It's amazing.

BY THE WAY
The drum major for the show band rides my bus and he's gay and very pretty... ;)
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You are beautiful, in every single way <3