HOLY CRAP

Super Duck's picture

Friend: Remember how I said nothing too interesting happened at Homecoming?
Me: Yeah...
Friend: I lied. I didn't want to tell you over text. I need to see your reaction.
Me: Haha, what happened?
Friend: French Class Girl.
Me: Well, of course. What about her?
Friend: I looked over and saw her dancing dirty with some other girl.
Me: OH MY GOD. How so? And why on Earth did the other girl put up with it?
Friend: She was like, practically grinding on her, and I guess the other girl didn't notice at first, but after about a minute or so, she did notice and quickly walked away.
Me: How bad was it on a scale of 1 to 10?
Friend: 11. Even with the lights dimmed, it was still noticeable, and she was being pretty nasty.

I knew my friends' text message descriptions of the night were far too tame. I just knew it. That sounds a lot more like how I'd expect FCG to behave. My other friend said he didn't see this, but he didn't see much of her after she talked to Irritating Girl, anyway. Hahaha, go FCG! When I saw FCG today, I was sooo tempted to ask, "So, was she at least hot?"

She is so lucky she didn't get slapped or anything, especially if it was a straight girl. That girl must've been a saint or something. I actually like girls, and I still would've bitch-slapped her!

She was being so gross today, that FCG. She was having... snot issues... but in FCG Land, hands are much better tools for cleaning up snot than tissues are. I think that maybe she has no concept of appropriateness when it comes to behaving in public. That would explain a lot, anyway.

Now I automatically assume everyone who has the same name as FCG is gay, no exceptions, even though that's obviously not right 100% of the time. I came to this conclusion when browsing the Girls Who Like Girls tumblr, and a few pages back, there's a girl with the same name as her. They look nothing alike, but they had the same name, so I giggled stupidly. In the two months or so I've browsed this tumblr, I've counted maybe five or six girls with that name.

Anyway, I have some meaningless crap to study, so... yeah.

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lamb_da's picture

HAHAHA OMG FUCKING MY CREYS.

HAHAHA OMG FUCKING MY CREYS. BRB DYING.

You're so beautiful, you made me forget my pick up line. ;)

Super Duck's picture

I've laughed so much today I

I've laughed so much today I swear I hurt myself. Hahahahaha!

epicfailure's picture

That just made my day. I

That just made my day. I feel so sorry for that girl, she'll probably have nightmares now and daymares.

* I wish you knew how much I love you
I wish you felt the same way to*

Super Duck's picture

Haha, it made my day too

Haha, it made my day too when I heard! I feel sorry for the victim too... I don't know who she is, so I'll look for whoever looks absolutely traumatized beyond all help. That is, if she's even at school. I'd be in therapy if FCG did that to me.