Math tests, French Class Girl, and stupidity.

Super Duck's picture

I made a high A on my algebra test. Mind = blown. I NEVER make A's on math tests. In fact, I only made one A on a test in geometry last year. I didn't even know what I was doing for half of the algebra test. I BS'ed the entire graphing section. I struggle so hard in math. I couldn't even form a complete sentence when I saw my test grade.

French Class Girl was herself today! She sang Christmas songs in the middle of September and repeatedly whispered "fuck, fuck, fuck!" to herself in the hallway. Also, neither she nor Irritating Girl have a date to Homecoming, so they're going to take their pictures together. (Awww, FCG should've just gone ahead and asked IG to Homecoming... She knows she wants to! Of course, IG would horribly reject her, and if she didn't, the school would probably go Nazi Homophobes on them, but it would be such a huge accomplishment for Miss Closet Case! I'd be so proud of her!)

I'm going to be soooo sad when she graduates! I hate it when she talks about it, which she does all the time. I'm going to miss her so freaking much! My school day revolves around her, as sad as that is. She's my main journal subject! What will I write about when she goes away? All I'll have is the crap she does on facebook. I can't be alone at school without my freakazoid! She's my comic relief! I can't imagine my life without her!

My fucking chemistry teacher gave me a 0 on my homework because I didn't write down the questions. (I don't recall her saying to do so.) WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT? I did all the answers, and isn't that the part that matters? Damn, at least give me half credit, because going by that logic, I could just write down the questions and turn them in for full credit.

I hate that bitch! She's just... UGH. She makes me so mad! I mean, I already hate chemistry, seeing as I quite frankly don't give a damn about the subject. Giving me the dreaded Old Crush as a classmate fueled my distaste for chemistry. But the teacher is the match that lights the flame of my burning hatred of chemistry. I can't stand her!

In other news, IG doesn't believe in girly lesbians. Hello, IG. My name is Super Duck. We've gone to school together since kindergarten. I dare say that you have more masculine interests than I do. My favorite colors are purple and pink. I have long hair, and I put on makeup every day. I have a newly discovered interest in shopping. I do not own any clothes from the guys' section. I also fucking LOVE me some boobs. Oh, and our dear weirdo FCG? Biggest homo ever, and she wants you like crazy. Yes, IG, you can be girly and a lesbian or even straight and a tomboy. Way to be clueless.

One of my friends suggested that perhaps IG doesn't believe in girly lesbians because she is in denial that FCG likes her. This makes sense to me. I'd be in denial too if FCG liked me.

Hmm, I can't really think of anything else to write. I guess I should go do my stupidly huge amount of algebra homework. I FREAKING HATE SCHOOL.


Riku's picture

You're not the only one who

You're not the only one who is going to be sad when FCG graduates.. I'm going to miss reading all of your journals about her. XD;

Sorry about your chemistry class. That really sucks. I hate when teachers give your zeros for BS reasons... That happened a few times in Geometry because I made proofs using things that we hadn't "gone over yet" a few times. Excuse me for thinking outside the box. I didn't realize that figuring things out before you tell us about them made my logic invalid. :I Geometry I really like because it's very visual and logical... That class however... Ughhhh.

...I skipped most of my homework in that class... And I slept through a good portion of it... She basically read us the textbook, and then assigned us stuff from the textbook. It's incredible that she was being paid to do this, they out to have just given us the textbook and told us to study it, I would have done better. :P I nearly failed that class not because I didn't understand the stuff, but because the class was so freaking -dry- it made the Sahara jealous.

Super Duck's picture

When FCG packs her stuff for

When FCG packs her stuff for college, I should hide in a suitcase so that I can continue my writings. The thought of school without FCG kind of makes me want to barf a little.

GEOMETRY! AHH! Oh, the painful memories. I had the worst teacher ever. She just could not explain math at all. No matter what I did, I just couldn't get it. Today when I saw her, I told her about the A on my algebra test, and I'm not entirely sure she believed me.

Riku's picture

It'd be like school minus

It'd be like school minus the entertainment for you wouldn't it? Haha.

Yeah, it really sucks when you're not good at a subject, and the teacher sucks... This happens a lot to people in math, because a lot of people aren't good at math, and a lot of people aren't good at teaching it... Which leads to more people being bad at math. :I

Haha, my geometry teacher doesn't work at my school anymore. (I was one of her last classes... WHY COULDN'T SHE HAVE LEFT A SEMESTER EARLIER? That's what I want to know) so I haven't had the pleasure of doing that. Haha. I actually did really badly on my Geometry final, even though I felt like I did well on it at the time.. Math tests and I... Guh. I hate math tests. XP. Writing under pressure I can do. Math under pressure? Not so much.

Super Duck's picture

Yes, exactly! :( I've only

Yes, exactly! :(

I've only ever had awful math teachers. I think that's why I'm so bad at it. My geometry teacher, however, was the absolute worst of all.

I made an 88 on my geometry final. That was one of the best grades I made all year in geometry. I can't do math tests either. D:

jeff's picture


You'll tell her you love her before she leaves...

"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." - Kurt Cobain

Super Duck's picture

I'm going to pretend like

I'm going to pretend like you meant as a friend, even though I know you totally didn't.

ReinbowGrl's picture

Sorry DuckDuck. I agree with

Sorry DuckDuck. I agree with Jeff. I think your obsession borders on LOVE!

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I don't need company in the company of you. I don't need love, your love will do. And I've got you and you've got me and this is all you need. I don't need air, I don't need to breathe. I don't need rest, I don't have time to sleep.

Super Duck's picture


I am not in love with FCG the freakazoid! :(

jacjessen90's picture

for the record.... and to stop any hurt feelings.....

yes, OBSESSION. you have a calven kline-y thing going on with's good to read about though, so don't be offended by the term. and furthermore, whether it was meant this way or not, and whether you realize it or not, you kinda do send out an "i'm in a 'hate her/can't get enough of her/loathe her into a slimy puddle of entrails/want to cuddle with her for the rest of time' mood and whoever doesn't wanna listen can take a flying freak at the next lunar module" kind of vibe...but it's totally cute and please don't hate me for pointing this out.....please?....

"to live a day alone, only THAT would be torture! An hour without you, only THAT would be death!" ~gomez and morticia addams
"look at him! i would kill for him! i would die for him! either way what bliss!"~gomez addams

Super Duck's picture

How am I obsessed with her!?

How am I obsessed with her!? D: I don't see it. She is so icky and weird and freaky! I hope I don't really give off that vibe...

ferrets's picture

awww you guys.

be nice to supa duck. she can decide wether or not shes obbsesed in her own time. super duck, did you ever tell us how you came out to yourself? i bet figuring out your lesbianness would be a epic story spamming centuaries of darkness and great suffering.

More people have been slaughtered in the name of religion than for any other single reason. That, my friends, that is true perversion.
-Harvey Milk

elph's picture

Great Idea, Ferrets

But... how about you first?

Super Duck's picture

I have decided. I am ABSOLUTELY NOT obsessed with her!

It actually wasn't a very long or interesting story at all...

Dracofangxxx's picture

You totally are :P

Give into the French Class Girl! Give iiiiiiiiiin before she MAKES YOU~ >:D
You are beautiful, in every single way <3

Super Duck's picture

Eww, I don't want her to

Eww, I don't want her to rape me. She's gross, and her fingernails are insanely long. :'(

jacjessen90's picture

i'm sorry...i didn't mean to

i'm sorry...i didn't mean to hurt anyone's feelings....
"to live a day alone, only THAT would be torture! An hour without you, only THAT would be death!" ~gomez and morticia addams
"look at him! i would kill for him! i would die for him! either way what bliss!"~gomez addams

Super Duck's picture

If you saw her face, you'd

If you saw her face, you'd understand completely why I am so offended.

ferrets's picture

ive seen her...

it did rather concern me. and idc if it isnt epic lengths, i want to hear it cause i has no social life !

More people have been slaughtered in the name of religion than for any other single reason. That, my friends, that is true perversion.
-Harvey Milk