Secret Fantasies

Riku's picture

Okay guys, I have a confession to make:

I secretly fantasize about the following scenario:

It starts out, I'm in a guitar store checking out electric guitars, I see one I like and start playing my favorite song on it. Then some cute person comes up to me and goes "Are you playing a song by 'The North Atlantic'?"

Me: *stops playing and looks shocked* "YES. I thought I was the only person east of California that knew that band existed!"
Them: "Me too! Isn't it so sad that they only released one album before splitting up?"
Me: "YES."
And then they pick up a nearby guitar and we play the song together.

And then we marry.

That would be the best day of my life.

...Okay guys, I'm fairly positive that I'm not the only person who day dreams about meeting the love of my life in some crazy scenario like the one above... SO SHARE. :P

jacjessen90's picture

mine....

i'm in the hospital, after a car wreck in which my sister has run me over with her truck, i'm answering all that day's jepardy question's right and so's my roommate in the hospital,answering in unison, after the third time we do this, we talk about how we know this crap and why, and we find out that we have a lot of the same interests, we went to the same collage and both wanted to be chefs since we were ten, and all that.... and we fall in love and eventually have a massive wedding and hand-fasting, at which i am both the groom and the clergy, and then we go off and have a nice honeymoon in italy and come back and live in a 3 story victorian with 24 rooms, 13 fireplaces, and full servent's quarters and get started on looking for/making the rest of the family....too discriptive?

or this one:
i'm laying awake on my bed, wearing a pair of silk pyjama bottoms, reading myself to sleep, on the night of May 31st, and i hear a sound outside my room, looking at the clock, i see that it's 0113, it's been my birthday for over an hour and i didn't notice...so, i'm a little freaked, thinking it's a break-in, so i grab my knife and baseball bat and open the door, step outside my room and see a figure in the shadows looking at me it hisses at me as i start to swing the bat, "it's me, jon! put that away! i came to wish you a happy birthday!" i say "oh, if it's really you, then, you'll be able to answer these questions: what's the one thing you've always been jealous of me for?" "you got your medical degree before i did...and that STILL pisses me off by the way..." "what did i ask for on my last birthday and what did you get me instead?" "a copy of the new garth brooks cd, i got you two tickets to his concert and backstage passes...hell, you have a picture of you kissing him!" "all right i had to make sure....come in here...." he comes into my room and sits on the desk chair "why the HELL are you here at a quarter after one ack Emma?" " i told you, to wish you happy birthday and to bring you a birthday present...." "oh...well, where's the present?" he stands up and says "turn around, it's hidden..." i 'm thinking 'whatever...it's hidden in my room?' but i turn around anyway..."close your eyes..." i closed them the next thing i know i feel his hand on my sholder and he's turning me around "can i open my eyes yet?" "no, just sit on the bed, and wait." then i feel him sit next to me and he says "Öffnen deiner Augen, siehe, dein Geschenk!" (open your eyes, behold your present!) i open them and look at him. he's lying back on my comforter, with his hands behind his head and he's smiling coyly."where is it?" i ask. he leans up, grabs me by the back of the head and gently kisses me on the lips, then he pulls back and says "right here." (btw...this kinda happened @ my last b-day party...it was kinda cool!)

"to live a day alone, only THAT would be torture! An hour without you, only THAT would be death!" ~gomez and morticia addams
"look at him! i would kill for him! i would die for him! either way what bliss!"~gomez addams

Riku's picture

Haha wow, you must've

Haha wow, you must've changed this post like, five times.

These are cute though. :)

jacjessen90's picture

yeah.. i had to cuz my comp wouldn't let me type...

.....more than 7 words at a time....so i had to keep adding to it....lol!

"to live a day alone, only THAT would be torture! An hour without you, only THAT would be death!" ~gomez and morticia addams
"look at him! i would kill for him! i would die for him! either way what bliss!"~gomez addams

biguyNV's picture

ultimate fantasy

On the note of gomez re: "...a day alone......would be death!"
If that would be true, I would be dead a long time ago.

Maybe my ultimate fantasy would bring me back to life.

I am tied down on the bed, with legs spread. Im blowing a hot guy, and every other part of my body would be stimulated.

While blowing I would fuck a chick or BJ from guy (many possibilties here)
also have anal stimulation whether, a dildo or eating my ass, fucked by a guy, are all great!
One last thing would be having my toes sucked.
The closest Ive been is all the above except anal. That may be the closest Ill ever get! "frowns" My only other one is having is having a 3some with two babes, or at least one....maybe guy and chick?

How do you like that fantasy?

MacAvity's picture

I'm somewhere between here

I'm somewhere between here and Gundagai, although since I'm taking the scenic route to Gundagai it may actually not be between at all. I've been wandering the world wearing a three-piece suit and carrying all my possessions on my back. I've reached a new town, and after several days or weeks of walking and/or hitchhiking, rarely having the opportunity to wash, cooking in a billycan over a campfire and sleeping in a swag on the ground, I'm looking for work. I seek out the wealthiest-looking house in town and offer myself as a servant - for pay I ask little more than room and board and the right to shower. Oh. And a name. All of mine have fallen off in my travels, and it is up to this person to give me a new one. I am hired, and as the weeks pass I fall hopelessly in love with my employer. I know I should be leaving, making my slow way toward Gundagai, but I keep delaying my departure. Eventually my employer learns of my feelings for him or her. He or she is fond of me, he or she says, but...can't return my feelings. He or she likes women, alas.

Surprise! I am a woman! Haha!

Something to the effect of 'happily ever after.' Although I'm not sure yet how I ever end up making it to Gundagai...

holahaveamuffin18's picture

... i love how half of them

... i love how half of them end with "and then we get married" or "and then we fall in love"

ohkay. so, mine isss... i'm at college, on this semester abroad somewhere (probably Dublin), and i meet this adorable as fuck irish girl at, like, a pub or something.
and then we get married and have ladybabies in Hawaii.
oh, and also... she's a musician.
fuckyehh.
:P

loreonpravus's picture

I'm getting a lap dance from

I'm getting a lap dance from the hot girl in one of my classes. I'm wearing a tux, ('cause you know, you gotta look good in one!) and she's in heels and a plaid skirt and a leather jacket. We're in a dimly lit hotel room. I've got a flask of vodka that I take a drink from here and there, and I just watch and enjoy her moving all over me.

Then I pin her to the bed and we make sweet sweet love oh yeah-

Admittedly, this was formulated during a particularly boring lesson while I was ridiculously sexually frustrated from said girl dressing very hot-like. I've got enough different fantasies to fill a book.

centerfielder08's picture

actually, Riku...your

actually, Riku...your fantasy sounds perfect. can i 'steal' it?

epicfailure's picture

So I'm at my best friends

So I'm at my best friends place for a sleep over, and we're out in the backyard watching the stars and talking as we usually do. This time *Clair*(my crush) joins us. She lays down next to me and joins in our conversation about how pretty the stars are and about life. Then we have a game of truth and it starts getting serious. My friend (lets call her E) needed to go do something. It was just me and Clair.
I ask her why she hasn't had a boyfriend before, she tells me that she's not pretty enough. I tell her that she's beautiful. Silence. She asks me if I could keep a secret and I said yes. Clair gets closer and whispers gently that she has liked someone for a very long time. I ask who this lucky guy was and why hasn't she asked him out yet. She tells me to guess this person. I finally give up after I've named all the boys that she and I know. I pleaded with her to tell me. Clair said she will, but first I have to close my eyes so I did wondering why.
Clair nervously kisses me, not knowing what my reaction would be. I kiss her back. She finally breaks away to look into my eyes. She whispers,"It's because I've fallen for this girl and her name is M......"

* Like what Shaggy said "it wasn't me"*

Bi the Book's picture

i love it! its soo sweet! i

i love it! its soo sweet! i want that fantasy too now!

centerfielder08's picture

thats adorable, epicfailure.

thats adorable, epicfailure. i want that one too.

jacjessen90's picture

i updated mine..reread if you've already read it...

"to live a day alone, only THAT would be torture! An hour without you, only THAT would be death!" ~gomez and morticia addams
"look at him! i would kill for him! i would die for him! either way what bliss!"~gomez addams

lonewolf678's picture

one of mine

i'm private messeging someone and we're cybering. we finish cybering and we exchange emails, so i email him and one day he sends me an email back asking me who i am and why i have his email address.

625539's picture

I fantasize about being

I fantasize about being Alice Glass.

nothing is permitted. everything is allowed.

Meldiseus's picture

You know what this is about.

Ok so a fantasy.
My most recent fantasy is where I'm on this space ship, It's been in some kind of wreak, and there's 6 or 7 of us, all guys.
We were on a mission to colonize this planet, but all the weman are dead so there's only one way left to colonize this planet. We have to use these particle tubes that will transform us into weman. I immediately volunteer and after a few seconds this other guy steps forward.
After the transformation I'm ecstatic that I now have a new body but the other girl isn't so thrilled so she and I become really good friends. I help her stay out of the gloom and she keeps me from bouncing off the walls. Any way now that were girls the guys are getting impatient, but were not familiar enough with our bodies yet and I know that if they try anything my friend then nothing will keep her from committing suicide.
So I stall the guys and then tow her away to my room. I know what I have to do, I also know that she may never forgive me, but I do it anyway. I start pulling out toys that I had the ship make earlier. I sit next to her on the bed where she had sat down, then she looks at me her eyes fearful yet understanding. Slowly we start with kissing, and then are hands started traveling downward rubbing, tugging, pulling, until we finally threw our clothes to the ground. Skin on skin we made love, moaning, and groaning long into the night till we both collapsed on the bed breathing heavily.

So what do you think(^_^).
Not all of my fantasies include sex but most of them do have me transforming into somthing.

Meldiseus's picture

Oh my godess why did I do

Oh my godess why did I do it? look I know that Fantsies is what this forum is about.
But I should never have taken it so seriously. OH my godess please any one just tell me and I'll delete it. plese I just didn't ... think.

All for one, and one for all. Three Musketeers
Never give up, never surrender. Tim Alen in Galaxy Quest
Life is full of beginnings and endings, and right now I'm kinda in the middle. this is from me(^_^)

elph's picture

It's your fantasy!

No need to delete... Quite vivid!

Bi the Book's picture

ok so mine sounds soooo

ok so mine sounds soooo cliche but my secret fantasy is something like i would be at a horse show because i event horses and my horse would get loose or something like that and id run after him and this girl would be standing there holding my horse and i would excessively say thank you and we would start up a conversation about horses or something else irrelevant and we would exchange phone numbers or email addresses and keep in close contact and the rest would be history. sorry its so cliche

Super Duck's picture

FCG: I am so sad! Me:

FCG: I am so sad!
Me: Why?
FCG: I'm trapped in Closetland...

So do you know what I'd do? I'd put on my super gay rainbow armor and march into Closetland to rescue the freakazoid! I'd fight closet monsters and stuff! I'd be like, an epic video game hero or something. I'd check every castle in Closetland, and each time, a closet monster would be all like, "Sorry, the freakazoid is in another castle!" Eventually, I'd get tired, so I'd whistle, and the unicorn from Robot Unicorn Attack would appear and carry me to the final castle. There, I'd fight the biggest closet monster ever and slay it. I'd run to the tightly-locked closet at the back of the castle and destroy the door, freeing FCG. The unicorn would take us back to reality, and then this would happen:

FCG: GASP! I'm out of Closetland!
Me: So, I guess there's something you'd like to say!
FCG: I LOVE WOMEN!
Me: YES!
FCG: Thank you for saving me, Super Duck! ((gives me tons of "thank you" kisses))
Me: FCG, I liiiike you...
FCG: Super Duck, I liiike you too. And when I graduate, you should get that unicorn to destroy school so you don't have to be all sad and lonely at school without me!
Me: Yay! That's a great idea!

And then we'd have tons and tons of crazy, hot sex um, "touch each other's hair."

Is it realistic in any way, shape, or form? Hell no. Is it awesome? Hell YES!

I have a lot more that are more realistic, but I am sooo uncomfortable sharing them. XD

funnyflyby's picture

Super Duck...

That is truly wonderful.
I want to buy that unicorn, too...
Wow.woW

Super Duck's picture

It's the most beautiful love

It's the most beautiful love story ever in the world :'D

The unicorn is pretty awesome.

funnyflyby's picture

Super Gay Rainbow Armour?

Now where, exactly, would you even get that?
Wow.woW

Super Duck's picture

I don't know. But I need

I don't know. But I need it... Without it, I won't be able to survive the closet monsters. I'm hoping I'll just magically obtain it with my super gayness or something!

funnyflyby's picture

Oh!

I'd bet we can custom-order it from the freakazoid factory!
Wow.woW

Super Duck's picture

Yes! The Freakazoid Factory

Yes! The Freakazoid Factory has EVERYTHING you need to take care of your freakazoid(s), from freakazoid food to special armor for when they get trapped inside Closetland!

funnyflyby's picture

Yay!

Freakazoid food...?!
Wow.woW

Super Duck's picture

You know, like cat food and

You know, like cat food and dog food... Except freakazoid food! Mine seems to eat normal food at lunch, but I'm sure FCG has to eat freakazoid food at least once a day to keep her weirdness levels up.

funnyflyby's picture

What, exactly, is IN this freakazoid food?

Wow.woW

Super Duck's picture

Hmm... Rainbows, hairballs,

Hmm... Rainbows, hairballs, that kind of thing.

Bi the Book's picture

will somebody please tell me

will somebody please tell me where to get some of this freakazoid rainbow hairball food full of awesomeness??? pls?? lol

funnyflyby's picture

Suuuper Duuuuuuuck...

We need a Freakazoid Factory order form... that includes everything sold there! Including the rainbow hairballs!
Wow.woW

Bi the Book's picture

indeed we do! try not to

indeed we do!

try not to regret anything...because at one point it was exactly what you wanted

Super Duck's picture

Follow the link! 8D

Follow the link! 8D

funnyflyby's picture

Super Duck...

You are awesome.
Wow.woW

Super Duck's picture

:D Thank you!

:D Thank you!

625539's picture

OMG I JUST DIED YOU ARE

OMG I JUST DIED
YOU ARE AMAZING

"pleasure is absolute, pain is relative."

Super Duck's picture

:D Well, I am a SUPER duck,

:D Well, I am a SUPER duck, after all...

Bi the Book's picture

holy crap! this is awesome!

holy crap! this is awesome! how did you do this!? you indeed are amazing!

try not to regret anything...because at one point it was exactly what you wanted

Super Duck's picture

Haha, thanks!

I just went on MS Paint and made it!

Bi the Book's picture

ah-mazing! try not to regret

ah-mazing!

try not to regret anything...because at one point it was exactly what you wanted

funnyflyby's picture

Rainbow hairballs!

Wow.woW