Silly FCG...

Super Duck's picture

So, a certain closet lesbian girl has taken issue with my facebook status from yesterday. She is ENRAGED to the max that anyone ever would dare be pro-gay. She did not post on the status itself, as she preferred to save her epic rage fit until I saw her in person today. I think we all know who this not-so mysterious lesbian girl is.

FCG: SUPER DUCK, I AM ANGRY.
Me: Aww, why?
FCG: I saw your stupid facebook status.
Me: It's not stupid.
FCG: YES, IT IS. Being gay is bad, and those attractions are a CHOICE! How can you think otherwise?

FCG is so stupid. I know that she, of all people, knows deep down that one doesn't simply decide to be attracted to the same sex. I didn't really want to argue with her, though, because it's like talking to a brick wall. I usually end up really upsetting her and getting her angry, which makes me feel bad since she's not an awful bitch or anything, just an extremely stupid girl in desperate need of help.

Me: FCG, are you for real? Look, just drop it. I don't want to argue with you, especially not about this.
FCG: Answer me first!
Me: Well, FCG, anyone with half a brain would be able to reason that someone wouldn't CHOOSE to be abused and looked down on.
FCG: Yes, they do! They do! They do! It's the only way!
Me: You can't be serious. You just can't. I REALLY don't want to talk about this with you, so please stop persisting.
FCG: Fine then.

It's so hard not to punch her in the face. Holy crap. Just... ugh. I know she's ashamed, but really? Does she REALLY have to be this stupid?

Haha, oh, I'm talking to someone on facebook right now that used to be one of my best friends way back when I liked Old Crush. She was the first person I came out to besides my dad. This was in 7th grade. We haven't talked in a few months since she moved, but tonight I told her all about my chemistry class and who's in it. Of course, she immediately made me think of all the embarrassing fangirling I did... D:

I am in a rage right now. It will be at LEAST next week until I can get out of study hall. They haven't made the pass things yet. AAAAHHHHH! I'm dying here! What the fuck? You need all A's and/or B's to get this privilege, and I know I have all A's. I talked to all of my teachers. My study hall teacher also knows for a fact I have all A's! I tell her EVERY SINGLE DAY, and she also has me in another class in which I have a 93. That is solid proof that I am a good student and am not just lying because that study hall makes me want to rip out my intestines and hang myself with them. I want to go with my friends! I want to talk to Cute Biology Girl! The nice pro-gay junior I occasionally talk to on facebook is also in there, according to some of my friends; I want to talk to her in person if she is on the honor roll this quarter too.

I've been in a nerdy mood recently. I've been obsessed with Gameboy Advance games. Metroid Fusion and Pokemon LeafGreen FTW! I just realized my cousin was supposed to give me Metroid Zero Mission like, two years ago, but he never did. I am displeased. I need to do my algebra and get a shower, but that's not very fun. (By the way, I really wish I had friends who didn't think video games are lame!)

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ferrets's picture

heh

even straight ppl can be rational about the whole choice bit. of course you hear about the really homophobic guys coming out as gay after hs, when they see stupid displays to please others is...well stupid.

More people have been slaughtered in the name of religion than for any other single reason. That, my friends, that is true perversion.
-Harvey Milk

Super Duck's picture

Oh, I am already 110% sure

Oh, I am already 110% sure that FCG is mega-super-ultra gay. I just highly doubt she ever comes out.

jacjessen90's picture

*snickering*

"...when this class makes me want to rip out my own intestines and hang myself with them..." very descreptive...lol...hope you get out soon!

"to live a day alone, only THAT would be torture! An hour without you, only THAT would be death!" ~gomez and morticia addams
"look at him! i would kill for him! i would die for him! either way what bliss!"~gomez addams

Super Duck's picture

I will after this week, or

I will after this week, or so I've been told. But it is NOT fair. I know what my grades are! >:C

MacAvity's picture

Eh...I think a lot of people

Eh...I think a lot of people do actually choose to be abused and looked down upon. Sick as that is. And not that that's the reason people are gay. Just that some people do it. Straight people too.

Super Duck's picture

Well, yeah, I guess there

Well, yeah, I guess there are people out there like that, but I meant as the reason people are gay.

elph's picture

Yeah... It Makes Me Very Sad

Those individuals for reasons known only to them find it much easier to elicit sympathy than to show love.

I have not the expertise to fully understand this phenomenon, but my suspicion is that such behavior is justified by a religion that honors the unfortunates...

Super Duck's picture

It is pretty sad to think

It is pretty sad to think about...

loreonpravus's picture

FCG is a bitch, we've

FCG is a bitch, we've already established that. But feel free to vent all you want.

Hm, rip out intestines and hang self with them. *stores in mental bank of things to casually slip into conversation*

Oh and I don't think video games are lame.

Super Duck's picture

I don't think she's a bitch,

I don't think she's a bitch, really. Just... stupid. Painfully stupid. Personally, I'd LOVE to beat some sense into her.

That is exactly how I feel about study hall! I STILL DON'T HAVE MY PASS TODAY! UGH! If I don't get it by Monday, I am going to rage with the power of an atomic bomb.

Most of my internet friends like video games, but none of my offline friends do... Well, unless you count my cousin, but he lives 5 hours away and has a drastically different taste in games. He's into all the shiny new war games and such, and my favorite games tend to be old. The only thing we both like is Metroid, I think.

jacjessen90's picture

you could borrow my riding crop if you want....

you know, to beat some sense into her...lol!
you know we love you and more than love your discriptions of fgc....

"to live a day alone, only THAT would be torture! An hour without you, only THAT would be death!" ~gomez and morticia addams
"look at him! i would kill for him! i would die for him! either way what bliss!"~gomez addams

Super Duck's picture

I would be more than happy

I would be more than happy to beat her in the face with it! Not on her body, though, she might like that.

And I love you all too! :)

jacjessen90's picture

unfortunately.....

that was kinda why i offered you the riding crop rather than my blackjack, a set of nunchuku or billy club...or even the sock that holds all my spare change....

"to live a day alone, only THAT would be torture! An hour without you, only THAT would be death!" ~gomez and morticia addams
"look at him! i would kill for him! i would die for him! either way what bliss!"~gomez addams

Super Duck's picture

But I don't want her to like

But I don't want her to like it! D:

jacjessen90's picture

yes, but....

i find it a hell of a lot more entertaining, imagining you whuppin' her up one side and down the other, with a riding crop, then with any of my other memrobilia/toys....btw, do you know how to use nunchuku? 'cuz that would be even better, but few non-martial artists know how to use them correctly without hurting themselves.....

"to live a day alone, only THAT would be torture! An hour without you, only THAT would be death!" ~gomez and morticia addams
"look at him! i would kill for him! i would die for him! either way what bliss!"~gomez addams