There is NO stapler.

Super Duck's picture

I don't feel all that great tonight. I am currently lamenting my lack of a social life. My dad did not help much: "Oh, I'm sure things will get better once you get your real driver's license." I wish I didn't live in the middle of nowhere.

My dad's girlfriend came over this weekend and brought her evil, evil children, which my grandma summed up perfectly as being "straight from hell." All they do is screech and wail and whine, and they have such shrill voices. I just want to jam knives in my eardrums. Thank goodness they've finally left.

Lately I've gotten tons of unwanted male attention. Why don't girls like me!? Oh, what I'd give to catch a hot girl staring at me just once...

Thankfully there is no school tomorrow. I get to sleep in and actually wake up at a non-stupid hour! I can even stay in bed all day if I want. Beds are so nice and warm; why can't I go to school in my bed? Tomorrow will be pretty boring, though, since I won't have French class. My main source of entertainment is French class. Isn't that pathetic? Aww, I kind of really miss French Class Girl when I don't see her for a few days. I bet she does all kinds of stupid shit on the weekends, and I don't even get to witness it. Of course, knowing her, I probably don't WANT to witness some of that stuff... Ugh! I do seriously want to know where she goes to meet all those girls that think she's hot, though. If they're able to ignore her face, then they would probably be able to ignore how much of a loser I am.

Oh, the history thing is okay! I have like, a 94 now. I'm safe. The teacher did give a quiz specifically designed to scare the hell out of us, as all of the answers were the same. So, anyway, yeah, I have a good grade. And do you know what that means? NO MORE STUDY HALL! YES! Now I get to go do whatever my friends do. I'm not entirely sure what that is, but going by how they describe it, it's much better than study hall. I heard Cute Biology Girl from last year is there too. (I'm sad; she takes chemistry this year too but isn't in my class.) Maybe she'll be there again, and I can talk to her. She still remembers me! She smiles at me in the hall sometimes.

I don't really know what else to say, so yeah. I could go into detail about how amazing Cute Biology Girl's body is, but I'll spare you my ramblings. She was actually really nice those few days I talked to her last year... I hope I can again. :D

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epicfailure's picture

I wish you luck with

I wish you luck with that:)

* I wish you knew how much I love you
I wish you felt the same way to*

Super Duck's picture

With Cute Biology Girl?

With Cute Biology Girl? Yeah, I'll need it. She's friends with Irritating Girl.

epicfailure's picture

Then you'll need more then

Then you'll need more then just luck lol.

* Like what Shaggy said "it wasn't me"*

swimmerguy's picture

I think

We should like trade bodies, or lives, or something. I have tons of girls always crushing on me, and trying to date me, and I feel so bad pushing them away!
I would love some "unwanted" male attention!

No one escapes from life alive

Super Duck's picture

YES! Well, uh, you might not

YES! Well, uh, you might not want these guys. Most of them are like, middle-aged and usually shady-looking. And they just STARE. (Unless, of course, you're into guys like that. Then I'd send you some of them. Hahaha!)

Grace Hughen's picture

Congratulations on the

Congratulations on the history grade!

Super Duck's picture

Thanks! :D

Thanks! :D