This senior guy I've never talked to in my entire life came up to me today, butted into my conversation, and told me I was going to rot in hell. I said, "Great! I'll see you there." He just kind of slowly walked away after that. It was pretty weird and oddly hilarious. I've heard he's a rotten bag of douche, and I guess it's true.
My math test didn't ruin my A! I still have like, a 94. YES! I'm still worried about my other teachers' attempts at drowning me in homework before the 9 weeks are up, though. :( If I don't get out of the study hall, I will die! Okay, maybe not, but it won't be pretty, that's for sure.
French Class Girl appeared to grab Irritating Girl's ass today. She was utterly offended when I noticed because "gay stuff is nasty!" Right, FCG. Riiiight. You hate "gay stuff." That's why you absolutely have to have IG's hands on you at all times. That's why you're in love with my mom. That's why you're FCG!
Me: You, my dear, are extraordinarily homosexual.
FCG: Yep. :)
FCG: I WAS KIDDING!
She then started being gross and doing a "victory dance" that looked like she was having sex with the air or something and speaking in a weird voice. She is so nasty and annoying!
Me: What are you even doing? You are a disgusting freakazoid.
FCG: Am not!
Me: No one in the entire universe loves you.
FCG: Your mom does!
Me: I can't tell if you legitimately believe my mother loves you or if that was simply a "your mom" joke.
FCG: She does! I just know she does!
Me: Oh, wow...
FCG: And you do! You love me!
Me: Yeah, but I'm not IN love with you. Sorry.
What's it gonna take for this chick to come out of the closet? She doesn't have to tell everybody or get an "I FUCK GIRLS" t-shirt or anything like that, but damn, at least tell the one person she knows for a fact won't disown her as a friend!
There was an incident at lunch a few days ago. I was telling one of my friends about "that girl from French class who's probably a lesbian," and this 11th grade guy I don't talk to was near us. Right when that phrase escaped my mouth, he stopped dead in his tracks and turned to me.
Guy: I heard the magic word.
Me: Magic word?
All Guys at the Table: TELL ME WHO THE LESBIAN ISSSSS!
Me: :/ ((turns back around and ignores them))
It annoyed me for some reason, but I'm not entirely sure why. At least he didn't go, "EWW, LESBIANS!" or, "I bet I could turn any lesbian straight!"