An Interesting and Pathetic Conversation (to me, anyway.)

funnyflyby's picture

Well, apparently there was an interesting discussion in Health class today. I'm not in Health for this 1/4 year, I'll have it last. I'm in Art right now. But about the conversation.
To set the scene: It's the beginning of our 15 minute recess after lunch. (We weren't supposed to have them this year, so we got lucky.) I walk out with 3 friends. 2 of them are in Health. "So, what was WITH that talk today?"
"I know, huh?"
Hmmm... I must learn more.
"What was this discussion about? Tell me!"
"Tomatoes and bananas." (This is from that psycho dream book I journaled about a long time ago. Very useful for when you don't want anybody to know what you're saying.)
"WHAT? I need more details than that, now!"
"We talked about sex-u-ality."
"What, exactly?"
Interest.
"Homosexuality and bisexuality-"
Other friend who isn't in Health interrupts.
"What's bisexuality?"
Oh, wow. My friends don't know anything. I look away from this conversation.
Friend 1 explains what 'bi' means, and Clueless Friend asks me, "What do you think of this?" She so saw I was uncomfortable. Curse my bad feeling-hiding.
"Um... it makes me think of your rainbow creation on the math room door."
It works! They stop talking to me and explain this story. Phew. A summary of what happened:
On the 1/2 day Wednesday, there was a lot of extra time we were allowed to do whatever during. Clueless Friend made this woven paper rainbow thingy. Being clueless, she has no idea what it looked like she meant. The math teacher (whose room she was in) came up to her and asked if she could hang it on her door. Clueless Friend said yes, then asked why."As a gay pride symbol," Math Teacher responded. An entertaining expression goes on my friend's face. Heehee. Math Teacher walks away. Clueless Friend looks at me in a panic, and whispers, "WHAT did she say she wanted that for?" So I explain, hoping she can't figure out why I know about this.So she freaks out abouthow she'd NEVER have madeitifsheknewrainbows=THAT

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funnyflyby's picture

Sorry,

I ran out of room. Probably due to my hitting Enter so many times. I know it's long, but I thought I'd share that story before it erodes my brain.

centerfielder08's picture

ah, i like it. waiitt...so

ah, i like it.
waiitt...so did they ask why you knew it?

lamb_da's picture

i've seen

i've seen longer...JOURNALS.
YOU SICK-MINDED BASTARD.
I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE THINKING.

You're so beautiful, you made me forget my pick up line. ;)

funnyflyby's picture

Welllll...

I didn't say that in the first place, okay, lamb_da? The point is, she aroused my curiosity. Also, I just realized what lambda is, thanks to Google.
And I think she was a bit curious. I mumbled something-or-other about seeing it on a sign somewhere and looking it up, or something like that.

centerfielder08's picture

hey. dont beat up on my sis

hey. dont beat up on my sis (funnyflyby) :p

funnyflyby's picture

I'm so dumb.

For a second I thought you were telling me lamb_da was your sister, and I was like, "Oh, I didn't know that!" Thank you, though! :D
I think lamb_da is a little mad because I didn't recognize lamb_da=musicalhugs on YouTube. Sorry!
And it's okay, my friend is a bit of a bastard sometimes :)

lamb_da's picture

*facepalm* why am i always

*facepalm*
why am i always misunderstood?
"i've seen longer..."
though, being a lesbian, i'm not sure how that would work out for me...:/

You're so beautiful, you made me forget my pick up line. ;)

funnyflyby's picture

Umm...

So what did you mean?
I'm sorry if I'm being a moron.

lamb_da's picture

"i've seen

"i've seen longer...(dicks)"

nvm. dirty mind. pay no attention.

You're so beautiful, you made me forget my pick up line. ;)

funnyflyby's picture

Ohhhhhh!

Yes, dirty mind, but that's okay. It makes much more sense now...