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Super Duck's picture

Helpful Junior convinced me today to join the school newspaper. She's on it, and she told me all about this trip they take in the spring that is apparently completely and totally beyond awesome. I just sent the teacher in charge of it an email and got a reply telling me to report to the classroom the Monday after next. My grade in chemistry got knocked down to a C anyway, so I'll be safe from that awful study hall if I can't bring it back up.

I don't have school at all next week! We get out the entire week for Thanksgiving. And guess who gave out literally an entire chapter's worth of homework? Why, none other than Mrs. History Teacher! That's right! Over my holiday, I've got to read the chapter and do a 50-ish question worksheet, 7 summaries of these stupid little things we read, and 8 questions from the book. Why, Mrs. History Teacher? Why do you want me to die!?

In French yesterday, we were discussing first impressions. I mentioned to FCG how she turned out to be the exact opposite of my first impression of her. She then said something that shocked me. She said that she used to hate IG at the beginning of last year. IG, of course, demanded to know why, and I was not prepared for the answer.

"Well, you were mean to Super Duck last year, so I hated you at first because it made me mad."

We, um... We weren't even really friends last year. Hahaha. She got mad because IG was mean to me? AWWW!

But today she was all weird. She wouldn't let me touch her or stand close to her. Seriously, she backed away like she thought I was gonna push her against the wall and tear her clothes off or something! What the hell, FCG? Last week you were hugging me and begging me to rub your legs. Yesterday you said it made you mad when people were mean to me. But today I can't touch you or stand beside you? What is going on here!?


loreonpravus's picture

wow. Er, that's a long,

wow. Er, that's a long, random title.

FCG got scared and dove deeper into the closet. Obviously.

Super Duck's picture

Hmm, you know, I think she

Hmm, you know, I think she did! After she refused to let me near her, she repeatedly asked IG if she thought some guy was hot.

Dracofangxxx's picture

I'm pretty sure that...

...that's not how she'd act if you were about to push her against a wall and tear her clothes off ;D

But yeah, that's odd. Maybe someone insulted her sexuality somehow and she feels guilty? :/
You are beautiful, in every single way <3

Super Duck's picture

Haha, knowing FCG, it

Haha, knowing FCG, it probably isn't. Bad comparison there. But seriously, she was like, afraid or something!

Well, there was that girl from last night who kept calling her a nasty whore on facebook... But that girl was under the horribly mistaken impression that FCG is straight, so it probably wasn't her.

Splash's picture

Do you realize just how much

Do you realize just how much it's starting to sound like you and FCG will be a couple by spring break? :-)

~~~ the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses ~ e e cummings ~~~

Super Duck's picture

Really? But she was all

Really? But she was all aflsdhf today...

Splash's picture

Well, I could be wrong, but

Well, I could be wrong, but you have certainly posted something she did that we on Oasis would be HAPPY to interpret (or misinterpret!) as FCG liking you but being too scared/closeted to admit it.

If she comes out (and I concede that's a big "if"), I am prepared to wager one million internets on you two ending up together by the end of the school year.

If not, well, at least you've entertained your fans.


~~~ the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses ~ e e cummings ~~~