Does this post even have a point? Umm, no, probably not.

Super Duck's picture

Not sure if I should start this off with my rant or with what my friend told me about his new school. I think I'll start off on a lighter note. I think I'll tell you guys about my first day on the school newspaper, and then I'll talk about my friend's new school. The rant will be saved for last.

Well... The computer we use to set stuff up doesn't like me, that's for sure. Hahaha. I'm learning the basics and stuff right now. I felt soooo dumb today. I sit by this guy from my math class, and he helps me some. Also, I'm behind Helpful Junior, who, hence the name, is always helpful, so I'll get it eventually!

Anyway, yes, my friend's new school! He says he toured it, and it is the complete opposite of my school. There are all different sorts of people. Goths, artsy kids, super slutty girls who barely wear any clothes, you name it, they've got it! And that's not all. There's a gay group. A big gay group that takes up FOUR lunch tables. WHY am I not going there with him!? Hahaha! It's only like, two hours away, so he'd better meet some hot girls for me next year in case the whole FCG thing doesn't work out... And that brings me into my rant!

When I got to school this morning, I saw the freakazoid get out of her car. She was right behind me as I walked into school, but I didn't say anything to her. I felt too nervous for some reason. I barely even talked to her today since we were busy all during class... Why would I feel nervous? I talk to her every day at school. Ughhh, I hate how into her I seem to be. I was looking at her during class today, and I just think she's so pretty in her own, weird, freakazoid-ish way. I used to think she was ugly, but it just randomly changed this year somehow, even though she doesn't look any different. Does that make any sense...? Wow, I feel so dumb writing this. Also, all of a sudden, she thinks she needs to lose weight. She really is crazy! I think she looks fine.

Anyway, I was in a rage today because MY FRENCH TEACHER WANTS TO REARRANGE OUR DESKS. HISSSS. NO. JUST NO. If I'm not close enough to the freakazoid to talk to her, my epic battle music is gonna play, and the teacher and I are gonna have a showdown. Obviously, I'd win that shit. YEAH.


loreonpravus's picture

What's your french teacher

What's your french teacher like?

All the modern languages teachers at are school are nuts. One's this crazy old lady who randomly blows whistles in class, another one has this blue pen obsession, and this other guy is a total creeper, another one likes to deliver lessons at a volume loud enough for the entire pod to hear...

Super Duck's picture

Ohhh, where do I even begin?

Ohhh, where do I even begin? NO ONE likes this woman. No one at all. She's weird, she wears inappropriate clothing aimed at women half her age, everything makes her mad, she sucks at teaching, and she's the queen of overreacting. She is so horrible at explaining that I doubt she could even explain how to make a sandwich.

funnyflyby's picture

The French/Spanish teacher at my school

Due to budget cuts, the school hired one teacher for Spanish and French, who works for a VERY low amount. Why? She can't speak either language. She got away with it for a while by hiding a Whateverlanguage/English dictionary behind her desk. Then a sixth grader accidentally set her phone on Spanish, and couldn't understand it well enough to switch it back. She asked the teacher to do it, and lo and behold, the teacher whipps out a Spanish to English dictionary and looks everything up. Now she doesn't even try to hide them. She's also psycho, when the class was talking too loudly she stood on her chair and screamed, "I REALLY WISH MY CLASS would SHUT UP!!!" Yet another reason I'm in Latin.
Let's hear it for long comments!

Super Duck's picture

Hahaha, wow! At least she

Hahaha, wow! At least she hasn't resorted to threatening to slit people's throats like my art teacher did last year!

terminatrix93's picture

With the FCG thing, I think

With the FCG thing, I think what happened is you know how you think there is no way in hell you would end up with someone you know and when you originally think about it, you laugh but then you get more and more unsure until, lo and behold, you're really into that person. I guess in a way, all those comments about you and FCG got you thinking about her in that way.

I shouldn't love you but i want to, I just can't turn away
I shouldn't see you, but I can't move, I can't look away
~Jesse McCartney "Just so you know"

Super Duck's picture

I definitely think

That the comments at least helped start this whole thing.

loreonpravus's picture

No, the comments just

No, the comments just highlighted the underlying connotation.

Super Duck's picture

Then the comments forced me

Then the comments forced me to become aware of the fact that I liked her.

ReinbowGrl's picture

Our comments didn't create

Our comments didn't create your feelings for FCG. We're just quicker to catch on than you are. You lurve her and you always have!!! When does the pursuing of FCG begin??? I'm eagerly awaiting your post that screams "I am dating FCG!!!!!!". No really. When will FCG become Mrs. Super Duck???

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I don't need company in the company of you. I don't need love, your love will do. And I've got you and you've got me and this is all you need. I don't need air, I don't need to breathe. I don't need rest, I don't have time to sleep.

Splash's picture

Mrs. Super Duck?

Now, I think THAT might be a step beyond the plausible, at least for the foreseeable future. Remember, everyone's favorite freakazoid hasn't even come out yet.

~~~ the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses ~ e e cummings ~~~

Super Duck's picture

First, we must remove her

First, we must remove her from the closet...

Super Duck's picture

Mrs. Super Duck!?

I don't even know how to make her get out of the closet or let her know how I feel or anything!

elph's picture

Introduce her to Oasis...

...could be a start :)

Of course it would have to be done surreptitiously.

Do you think she would recognize you... or herself, for that matter?

Super Duck's picture

Noooo way!

She'd recognize herself for sure! It wouldn't even take her long at all. All she'd have to do is go to my profile and see that I am a high school sophomore in the middle of nowhere who is taking a French class that is full of weird people. Then, she'd read one of my posts, and she'd think, "Hmm, I did something just like that in French today... HEY, WAIT!"

funnyflyby's picture


I suggested that possibility before you admitted you like her... I quote your response:
'She'd probably have no idea, and comment on every one OMG THAT FCG IS SUCH A FREAKING CLOSET CASE!!!'
A change of opinion...?

Super Duck's picture

Well, I don't know.

Both are equally possible, I think. But she'd definitely catch on eventually, though. And imagine if she saw my "I want to add everyone on Oasis on facebook" notice and tried to add me... LOL

ReinbowGrl's picture

Woo her! - - - - - - - - I

Woo her!

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I don't need company in the company of you. I don't need love, your love will do. And I've got you and you've got me and this is all you need. I don't need air, I don't need to breathe. I don't need rest, I don't have time to sleep.

Super Duck's picture

How!? :(

How!? :(

MacAvity's picture

Make you a willow cabin at

Make you a willow cabin at her gate
And call upon your soul within the house;
Write loyal cantons of contemned love
And sing them loud, even in the dead of night;
Halloo her name to the reverberate hills
And make the babbling gossip of the air
Cry out:


Super Duck's picture


I go all Shakespeare on her?

MacAvity's picture

Oh, I don't know. That's

Oh, I don't know. That's just the best bit of wooing that I could pull off the top of my head.