I talked to a hot cheerleader today, and then another cute girl liked my earrings. :D

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This is today's post and yesterday's combined. I was too swamped with history homework yesterday to post anything. The history teacher was strangely nice to me today and even told me I was one of the best students. Hmm.

Sorry, sweaty freshman basketball girls and PMS-ing demon coach, but I am not walking all the way around the school just so I don't come near your precious basketball practice. You were blocking the gym, which just so happens to lead exactly to where I was supposed to be going. You weren't even really doing much practicing when I came through. The coach had the ball, and you all were just standing in a massive group with vacant expressions.

My urge to kick some ass skyrockets when a bunch of annoying little rich girls yell things like, "OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT STUPID GIRL! HEEYYYY GIRL YOU CAN'T BE IN HERE!" at me. I can't be in my own school gym for literally 10 seconds as I walk through? Really? Well, dear bitches, just watch me! There were also some very clearly non-basketball players just kind of hanging out in there, so I have no fucking idea why I got yelled at. I love some of the freshmen, but the "popular" ones at my school, like the ones on that basketball team, seem to be mega douches for some reason.

FCG said she eats human flesh yesterday. Just thought you guys might want to know that. Okay, so she didn't actually mean to say that, but it was still hilarious. She wasn't at school today. School is dreadfully boring without FCG; how shall I survive 11th and 12th grade?

Oooh, speaking of French, I did something pretty damn epic today. We had a test, and I didn't know a thing. I looked over the material for the first time for maybe 10 or 15 minutes at lunch. I made a 99 on my test, and half of my answers were blind guesses. Holy shit.

And speaking of tests, in algebra we usually have one page where we can't use a calculator and one page where we can. We turn in the non-calculator page before we get the calculator one. For some reason, the teacher allowed us to have both pages at the same time for a few minutes at the end of the class period, and we were allowed to use the calculator page to check the non-calculator page. Well, I'm... an idiot... and I took this to mean that we could use the calculator on the non-calculator page. She did not stop me. I only did it to one problem, but the teacher quite unfortunately noticed at some point while grading the paper. She didn't yell at me or anything; she just marked the answer wrong and wrote "NO CALCULATOR!?", but she already doesn't like me, and this probably didn't help much. You know, she should be a lot more clear about these things... I made a 90, though! That was a lot better than I thought I'd do.

Anyway, now I am studying for the stupidest chemistry quiz ever. And by "quiz," I mean three quizzes in one. My teacher refused to divide them up.


ferrets's picture


NO CALCULATOR!? youd think you had kicked a felow class mate, or thrown a plate against the wall

More people have been slaughtered in the name of religion than for any other single reason. That, my friends, that is true perversion.
-Harvey Milk

loreonpravus's picture

I get a test in my psych

I get a test in my psych class EVERY FREAKING WEEK. jeezus.

On the other hand, math isn't mandatory anymore. I used to fail math. Well, fail is too strong of a word... "borderline pass" is more like it.

Grades suck. I wish the world was like the Matrix and you could just upload everything into your brain. Actually, no. I wish only I could do that, then I'd go laugh at all the inferior little people who must learn the natural way. Muahaha.

ferrets's picture

on the other hand...

you would be the only person with a metal hole on your head

More people have been slaughtered in the name of religion than for any other single reason. That, my friends, that is true perversion.
-Harvey Milk

funnyflyby's picture

that would so be worth it.