The Secret History of Your Right Elbow

Super Duck's picture

I get to see the freakazoid tomorrow! Yay! But first, I must sit through all of my boring classes. Also, my best friend moved. Like, yesterday. WTF? He didn't even tell anyone! Wow, I hate school. I have almost completely finished my history homework. I have 4 questions and 1 summary left. A lot of people are just now starting on it today. Ohhh, how my heart goes out to them! :(

I have seriously loafed around the house in my pajamas all day, playing old video games and reading TV Tropes. I really need to do that last little bit of history homework, but I sooo don't want to. I got a bunch of answers from a friend last night, but sadly there isn't really a good way to borrow answers on the summaries. Ugh, I hate history.

Oops, I think I also had some algebra homework. My algebra stuff is at school. Oh, well, if I did, it was only a couple of problems. Also, my phone has the shittiest battery life ever.

I had to go on a roadtrip from hell yesterday. Why is my sister such an insufferable little bitch? We spent 2 hours doing what she wanted to do, and then she whined, stamped her feet, and screamed because we went into the store I wanted to go in. Now she's whining because she can't put ornaments on the Christmas tree tonight. I hate kids her age soooo much. I was weird too. I wore the ugliest clothes ever, and no one ever told me not to, which is extremely embarrassing in retrospect. I also took random junk items from my grandmother's house and attempted to sell them at garage sales with one of my friends. We failed miserably, by the way. I don't think anyone bought anything... ever. Hahaha. Oh, a preacher guy bought a crappy drawing once. That's about it.

FCG is apparently going on a trip with some older girl very soon. She says so on facebook. She always says suggestive/questionable things to this girl, who doesn't seem at all bothered by it... Ummm? Just what is THIS?

Also, this is the greatest music ever:

In a perfect world, this would play in the background whenever I crossed paths with anyone I didn't like. Then I'd send out my Nidoking and kick some ass. (Why, yes, I am a loser!) Oh, come on. You can't tell me you didn't love Pokemon all those years ago.


funnyflyby's picture

Random Title Generator Strikes Again!

I don't have much to say on the rest of the journal, but I must share my thought when I read the title:
"Wait, which is my right elbow, the left or right one?"
I amaze myself sometimes.

Super Duck's picture

Haha, nice!

Haha, nice!

625539's picture


I just imagined that kind of world. Imagine you're in school and then you cross paths with a rival and you're like

Or just like walking around and you enter a stranger's line of sight.

nothing is permitted. everything is allowed.

Super Duck's picture

I have thought about this.

I have actually thought about what Pokemon I'd have and everything.

MacAvity's picture

Ah, TV Tropes. Sucking my

Ah, TV Tropes. Sucking my time and Ruining My Vocabulary.

Super Duck's picture

Exactly! :D

Exactly! :D

swimmerguy's picture

You know

Everyone in Pokemon is so rude!
They hang out at random places waiting for innocent and perfect strangers to walk by so they can sight them out, forcefully walk up to them and do battle with them, and if they can manage to beat up their pokemon, they white out and they steal their money.

No one escapes from life alive

Super Duck's picture

Haha, I know, right? I'd

Haha, I know, right?

I'd love being a Pokemon trainer, though. I'd drop out of school next year and become the POKEMON MASTER!

ferrets's picture

no one...

is supposed to know about my right elbow >=( you know to much super duck...

lol im clearley only kidding, my right elbow has nothing special about it

hmmm i was never alllowed to wacth pokemon as a child :(

"A loving man and woman in a committed relationship can marry. Dogs, no matter what their relationship, are not allowed to marry. How should society treat gays and lesbians in committed relationships? As dogs or as humans?"

Super Duck's picture


Pokemon was my life in like, first grade! You weren't allowed to watch it? Ohhh, man, I would've died. Could you play the games? When asked what I wanted to be when I grew up, I'd always reply the same thing: A POKEMON MASTER!!!

ferrets's picture

no, the games were more forbiden then the show...

pokemon was one of many, as my dad called them "satans deceptions of how thigns should be" but of course instead of pokemon they let me wacth starwars *eye roll* anyone see a double standered there?

"A loving man and woman in a committed relationship can marry. Dogs, no matter what their relationship, are not allowed to marry. How should society treat gays and lesbians in committed relationships? As dogs or as humans?"

loreonpravus's picture

Everybody needs a theme

Everybody needs a theme song! =D

If I were insanely rich, I'd put together a playlist of background music- entering a room song, epic slow motion walking down a street song, stuff like that- and pay someone to carry around an amp just out of sight to play my music.

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I have always been convinced that my life needed a soundtrack. I think everyone should have their own personal soundtrack!

funnyflyby's picture


I think mine would be this Me, Myself and Time song. I've been listening to it for the past hour and fifteen minutes without a break, just for the sake of pretty silver zigzags... It'd be very cool if the song wasn't so embarrassing.

Super Duck's picture

My theme song would

My theme song would definitely be the music I posted.

funnyflyby's picture


I can't listen to music on a dsi... it doesn't even show up on the screen to play, it just tells me that some things on the page are inaccessible to me because I lack the software. I may be able to sneak on to the comupter downstairs in a half hour or so. Let you know.

Super Duck's picture

:( It is the most epic remix

:( It is the most epic remix of some of the most epic music from my early childhood. When I find a way to make my life have background music, EVERYONE WILL EXPERIENCE THE AWESOMENESS!

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Okay, I did it!

I didn't get to hear the whole thing, but I got the gist. I'm switching to classical music on the radio now, much better on my eardrums, who really deserve a break. Yes, my eardrums are now sentient. They have interesting personalities. Teehee, I'm very tired and still have a huge amount of homework, so I'll stop staring at the screen and do homework alternating every five minutes. That's the best you could ask for.
EDIT: Oh, relief! The really big assignment is due Wednesday! Now I only have Latin and math, not that... I'll only be up until 1:30 instead of 4. Phew.
Also, I find it interesting I'm the only one who's posted anything in the last 20 min. I guess my deliriousity silenced you all. I seem to be hallucinating my cat over and over in the same place. I really should go to bed.