WHY DO THESE THINGS HAPPEN TO ME

Super Duck's picture

Someone remind me to never eat fast food ever again. I no longer care if the chicken sandwiches in question are miniature; I am never, ever, ever ordering two ever again, no matter what my dad says. I just had the worst stomachache ever for 2 hours and was completely unable to do anything about it because I went to watch my friend's play. FCG was also in it. The fact that FCG was in it is very, very relevant. I'm not going to type much about the actual play itself; it was good, but we need to focus on what happened immediately following the play.

So, as the cast was getting off the stage and going to see their friends and family and such, I went to go congratulate my friend and talk to him. FCG was near us, so I decided to go see her too before my dad came to pick me up.

Me: ((tugs on FCG's shirt sleeve)) FCG! Hey, FCG!
FCG: HEYYYY! :D
Me: You did really g-- WHOA ((is grabbed and hugged by FCG without warning, then runs away without saying anything once released))

FCG is already much taller than me. She was wearing shoes that made this even worse. I'll give you one guess where my face pretty much had to go. You probably only need just one guess. SO AWKWARD.

Also, someone needs to motivate me to do those damn essays! I got most of the big one finished today, but I have two small ones to do tomorrow, and I just can't. I'll probably end up putting them off until the last minute, but I know I shouldn't. I reaaaallly don't want to think about history. Eww.

My cat is sliding around his bowl and making funny noises. I do not appreciate this at 1:45 in the morning. It's pretty scary, actually. Oh, holy shit, I am soooo cold all of a sudden.

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epicfailure's picture

There you have it she's into

There you have it she's into you.

I'm the same, I always leave essays til the last minute.

* Like what Shaggy said "it wasn't me"*

Super Duck's picture

Well, that's... flattering?

Well, that's... flattering? D:

Essays are soooo boring to write!

hellonwheels's picture

FCG= french class girl?

am i right in this assumption? kind of agree w/ epic on that one...

Mental wounds not healing, driving me insane, i'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train- the ozzman

Super Duck's picture

Yes, FCG = French Class Girl

Yes, FCG = French Class Girl

ReinbowGrl's picture

I like writing essays.

I like writing essays. They're easy. :) She loves you, you love her. Make the bond already.

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I don't need company in the company of you. I don't need love, your love will do. And I've got you and you've got me and this is all you need. I don't need air, I don't need to breathe. I don't need rest, I don't have time to sleep.

Super Duck's picture

I like writing essays for

I like writing essays for English class, but I hate them in history because you have to be historically correct :(

loreonpravus's picture

How exactly do you/ did you

How exactly do you/ did you feel about FCG? Because I think once, your journals always had a good portion dedicated to bitching about her, and now it seems a lot less... malicious. Or maybe it's just me.

The Bookworm's picture

I agree enitrely...we're

I agree enitrely...we're hearing less and less FCG bitching yet more and more FGC....Super Duck?

Super Duck's picture

Well, she doesn't bother me

Well, she doesn't bother me anymore. We used to be enemies, but I'd consider us friends now.

The Bookworm's picture

To answer the question in

To answer the question in the title....
So you can write the most consistently entertaining journals on the planet.

Super Duck's picture

Hahaha, well, it does help!

Hahaha, well, it does help!

loreonpravus's picture

if this was Facebook, I'd

if this was Facebook, I'd like this XD

epicfailure's picture

I think the should be a

I think the should be a Facebook page dedicated to this:)

* Like what Shaggy said "it wasn't me"*

Super Duck's picture

FCG has facebook, so NOOOO

FCG has facebook, so NOOOO WAY!

MacAvity's picture

So... is this a good

So... is this a good incident because you got a faceful of boobage, or is this a bad incident because the boobage happened to belong to a world-class freakazoid?

Super Duck's picture

You know, I'm honestly not

You know, I'm honestly not entirely sure. I mean, yeah, the boobs in question were attached to FCG, but... they're boobs...

Dracofangxxx's picture

Admit it!

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You are beautiful, in every single way <3

Super Duck's picture

Cute video. >:C

Cute video. >:C

lamb_da's picture

i agree with

i agree with dracofang...

You're so beautiful, you made me forget my pick up line. ;)

Super Duck's picture

You believe I'm in love with

You believe I'm in love with the freakazoid too? :(

MacAvity's picture

Well, there was a time not

Well, there was a time not all that long ago when the mere sight of French Class Girl's bosoms grossed you out intensely. I remember something along the lines of 'How can boobs be so attractive on some people, and other times just so disgusting?' Disgusting being when they happened to be attached to French Class Girl. But now, now you're not so sure. Now you've gotten a faceful of French Class Girl boobage, and you don't know whether that's actually a bad thing. You're quickly on the road to realising that it is indeed not a bad thing: You're very fond of the freakazoid, and she has nice boobs. With which your face has just made personal acquaintance.

Super Duck's picture

But... she's FCG...

But... she's FCG...