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I'm not sure whether or not I should start this post off by telling you guys what you probably want to hear, by telling you guys about "skipping" (Well, not really--I'll explain!) 7th period with my new friends/acquaintances/whatevers, or by telling you guys about all the boring shit no one cares about.

I think I'll tell about my adventure first! Okay, so we weren't technically skipping, but we were at the same time. I really need nicknames for these people, but I can't think of what to call them. One I barely know, but she seems nice, and the other sometimes comes to one of my classes but not every day because she's not technically in there. It's kind of hard to explain. For the sake of this journal, since I don't know what to name them yet, they are Girl 1 and Girl 2. Girl 1 shall be the one I barely know, and Girl 2 shall be the one I see about 3 days a week.

Anyway, so all of us are on the school newspaper. The teacher told us to leave and go sell advertising at some clothing store, and the three guys went somewhere else. Both of these girls are older than me, so they have their real driver's licenses. We got in Girl 2's car, and we left, but we didn't sell anything, so instead of going back to school, we looked at clothes and got a snack.

I think we looked pretty funny since we were all in school uniform, are all similar heights, and all have similar hair. I'm about 2 inches taller than Girl 2, and I think Girl 1 is maybe my height or just an inch taller. Girl 1 and I have almost the exact same hair, but Girl 2's is darker and shorter. Our faces are all really different, though, but from the back, we were probably hilarious.

I felt kind of awkward since I'm not particularly close to either of them, but apparently, this happens a lot, so after a few more outings, it'll be different. They're both really nice, though! For some reason, they seem to really prefer me over the freshmen and this other girl that's in their grade. Helpful Junior is on the school newspaper too, but today she had to go to band instead.

And I know you wanna know what happened to me in French today! Oh, was it eventful! The class period started off with FCG begging me, another girl, and IG to feel her thighs since she has been exercising. Our school uniforms are short, so we're talking bare skin here. Ooooh shit. Wow, and I thought I was cool in 8th grade when a girl I liked purposely flashed me her underwear. This is definitely the first time I've ever been invited to feel a girl's thigh just below her short, short skirt, though... I mean, last time FCG made me feel her leg, it was her lower leg, not her thigh. Okay, I'll stop being stupid now! Let's move on to what she did next!

IG wants her to get a boyfriend, but she doesn't want one. Umm, duh. Anyone could figure that out. This is basically the conversation:

IG: Sooo, FCG, are there any guys you like?
FCG: No. You know that.
IG: Oh, yeah, I forgot. You don't LIKE boys!
Me: Hehehe...
FCG: UMM, I DO TOO! I just hate all the ones I know.
Me: Suuuure.
FCG: My mom thinks I'm a lesbian because I've never liked any boys. I am NOT a LESBIAN! I just don't want to date any boys.
IG: Well, I don't think you're a lesbian!

Yeah, FCG, there's nothing gay at all about being a girl and loving it when other girls touch you and flirt with you while having zero interest in guys. It's totally heterosexual to go up to your female friends (one of whom pretty obviously likes you) and ask them to feel your thighs. Don't worry, sweetie, I'm sure there are loads and loads of 110% straight girls out there who want nothing to do with guys but love having girls' hands all over them... Except not. Oh, my god, give it up already! Even your own mother is starting to see what's going on, FCG!

I have two things to say:

1.) Does IG have any idea about anything ever? Also, how did she go from "You don't LIKE boys" to "I don't think you're a lesbian"?
2.) FCG, because I really care about you, I am just one step away from calling the government of Narnia and getting them to deport you to reality. It's for your own good. We don't think you're gay because you don't like boys... We think you're gay because you LOVE girls.

In other news, Cute Biology Girl randomly said hi to me. She remembers my name. Eeeee! Yay! She's so cute! I wish I had more chances to talk to her. It always makes my day when cute girls randomly talk to me! I don't get to talk to the cute cheerleader anymore since I joined the school newspaper... Why are the juniors at my school so cute? I don't know that many of the freshmen since they have so many people for some reason, my grade is mostly average-looking to unattractive, and there are probably less than 5 cute seniors.

Also, I have a problem. My dad's girlfriend's 10-year-old, who is a brat, added me on facebook. I had to accept, or she'd probably go tattle, but having her on facebook kind of sucks since I now have to censor myself even more. :(


ferrets's picture


you made me spill coke on myself wiht laughter when it came to the bit about the thight feeling

"A loving man and woman in a committed relationship can marry. Dogs, no matter what their relationship, are not allowed to marry. How should society treat gays and lesbians in committed relationships? As dogs or as humans?"

Super Duck's picture

I'm sorry! Hahaha! Imagine

I'm sorry! Hahaha! Imagine how I felt! She just came up to me and was all, "FEEL MY THIGH"

ferrets's picture

damn it super duck!

twice in a row! im gonna be all sticky!

"A loving man and woman in a committed relationship can marry. Dogs, no matter what their relationship, are not allowed to marry. How should society treat gays and lesbians in committed relationships? As dogs or as humans?"

625539's picture

For the kid, privacy

For the kid, privacy settings?
Block her from seeing anything ^_^

as small as a wish in a well.

Super Duck's picture

Oh, yeah, you can do that,

Oh, yeah, you can do that, can't you? I can't believe I forgot about that!