Where can I buy a Daydream Leash?

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This is getting ridiculous. Bday is stuck-in-my-brain. Please... give me a second of freedom from these crazy daydreams... though, since I enjoy them, it seems somehow wrong to be protesting. Oh...
I probably just woke everybody in the house up by showering at 1:15 AM. I didn't mean for it to get this late! I got distracted by Oasis and THESE INFERNAL DAYDREAMS! That I like. Sigh.
Excuse me, world, but you're annoying me. Quit telling me 'gajindiak' isn't a word and use the pronouns I want you to use for me. Just... shut up about what is and isn't a word, okay? Oh, and for the record, 'disparaging' is an actual word in the dictionary, Those Who Know So Much About The Words I Use. Look it up. People who care too much about what's in the dictionary...
On a random note: I had gym class today... and it was the Push-Up-Test. I really dislike push-ups. You know what I think about them? They should ask us in gym at the beginning of the year if we think having strong arms is worth doing push-ups. Because it's just not.
I tried to convince this girl in gym to cut off my ponytail with the scissors in gaj's pencil case. I want my ponytail gone. Now. Thing is, I don't want to have to make that decision, because I know Jayjay will hate short hair on me but be too nice to admit it. Somebody else has to do it. Anyway, this girl is kind of set in my mind for being impulsive, so I thought it was a good bet... I failed. My long hair is still here. Sigh...
I failed the push-ups ASAP so I could stop doing them. No, I don't particularly care what my score was on the push-up test. It was 2. Aren't you ever so proud of me? Though in all fairness, I thought it was just a practice. Bday's score was 9. I thought that might interest...nobody but me, with my pathetic daydreaming. Stupid gajindiak. Get over your obsession with this person.
I'm seriously considering just grabbing scissors and cutting my hair now. I'm so sick of it. Though 1:33 AM is probably not a good time for me to handle sharp objects...