Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

Dracofangxxx's picture

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2010/12/two-dad-mice/

Such an interesting article :)

I have been sooo sick lately. I've got the worst sore throat. I've also been coughing up a little bit of blood. Scary... I'm hoping I just had a nosebleed and it went down my sinuses and shit. Otherwise I might have Strep... Which I've had like a bajillion times D: <

I keep going to school even though I'm super sick though. I hate hate HAAAATE missing school with a passion for one reason: Having to go to the attendance office. It's such a hassle...

Speaking of school, T-rex has been... Interesting, lately.

I was sick, so I wasn't really talking because it hurts to talk. So T-rex was like "SHELBY. SHEEEEELBY. I hate you." as usual, but then she got all serious and was like "Shelby? Are you okay? Awh, please be happy. Please feel better. I don't like you being sick." and I turned and smiled and went "SO THE TRUTH COMES OUT!"

She then laughed at me like a dork and was quiet for a while.

Then, suddenly, there came a tapping

Not really, it was more of a whisper.
"Sheeelby. Shelby. Hey. Hey Shelby. You're totally right. We should H-A-N-G-O-U-T sometime."
I have bad hearing, so I couldn't really understand most of it, so I said
"What? T-rex. Speak up, I can't hear you"
"I SAID. WE SHOULD H-A-N-G-O-U-T SOMETIME."
"Oh dear god. So you can confess your love for me?"
"NO!"
"Ohkay. Well. I'm free this Saturday."
and then I guess she was suprised so she sort of smiled/blanked out and that was all we had to say about that.

...I have a huge suspicion she wants to rape me in my sleep
;D
Awwwwwwwright!

But seriously, what's with the whispering? Is it some secret that she really does think I'm cool and wants to hang out? I don't know.

Oh dear, I'm trying to remember more but I can't seem to get anything.
Maybe I'll remember as I keep typing.

I keep coughing. My throat is killing me. My dad wants to peek down and see if I look like I have strep and I'm scared he'll make me miss the Messiah. I caaaaan't miss it!!! :C

I like music way too much to be healthy :P

Question!
Has anybody ever successfully pulled someone out of the closet, and how?
Cuz I am totally dedicated to doing this now.

JUST SAYIN'.

OHYES
She also told me to give it to her.
But it sounded
exactly
like
Give it to me, Shelby

Sort of creeped me out. It was VERY sensual. Now, I'm a perv, so I recognized the tone IMMEDIATELY.
AGHH.

It was really sexy XD

SO YES MA'AM.

I am a very sick girl. I need to be taken care of :c

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funnyflyby's picture

Sorry if it turns out you caught the sore throat from me :)

I apologize. So... any plans for T-rex? And that article is interesting; I love reading about strange genetics.
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Dracofangxxx's picture

Woah there

How would I get it from you?
WHAT WERE YOU DOING TO ME THAT I DON'T REMEMBER
Pssh. You whore ;)

No real plans. I don't quite know what to do, I don't really "like" her, but she's like, on my candidate list. Like I'd date her if she asked but I'm not desperate for it. I just want her to realize her proper place in life!! XD

Dude hellyeah. Science is sexy as fuck.
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You are beautiful, in every single way <3

funnyflyby's picture

Oh! I'm so shocked.

Actually, all I did was sneak into your house in the middle of the night to cough into all your food. No need to act like I did something...bad. ;)
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Dracofangxxx's picture

Now I'm disappointed.

I thought I could go around saying I finally got laid by a chick, but nooo.
Dream-crusher :U
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You are beautiful, in every single way <3

funnyflyby's picture

Nope, hehe. Nothing like that.

Or so I want you to believe...
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625539's picture

EW DOUBLE POST

EW DOUBLE POST

625539's picture

"...I have a huge suspicion

"...I have a huge suspicion she wants to rape me in my sleep
;D
Awwwwwwwright!"

OH MY GOD we're having twin saturdays! I also have a random person sleeping at my house who I suspect wants to rape me, bahaha.

as small as a wish in a well.

Dracofangxxx's picture

DOUBLE POST ALL THE WAY

Along with double rape-age all the way.

TWIN SATURDAY?
Except it's still Friday where I am XDDD
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You are beautiful, in every single way <3

625539's picture

it's still sort-of friday

it's still sort-of friday here too, i'm pretty sure we're in the same timezone...

as small as a wish in a well.

Super Duck's picture

OKAY, SO HERE'S WHAT YOU DO

Get a shirt that says "CLOSETS ARE FOR CLOTHES, NOT FREAKAZOIDS!" like we said. Wear the shirt. Then, get two plane tickets to Washington and send them to me. I will come to Washington and bring FCG. I will force FCG to tell her to come out of the closet. When she hears it from another freakazoid, she'll have to! And then she'll do the same to FCG! And then everyone will live happily ever after!

funnyflyby's picture

Very nice.

So... How, exactly, is Shelby going to send you 2 tickets to Washington, how are you going to bring FCG? Exactly? Hmm?
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625539's picture

maybe through the mail as

maybe through the mail

as small as a wish in a well.

Super Duck's picture

I dunno how we're gonna get

I dunno how we're gonna get the tickets, but we'll find a way! For the sake of freakazoids everywhere!

I'll have to tell FCG that they are having a hair-touching convention or something in Washington, so she'll want to go.

Dracofangxxx's picture

I've got this totally planned out

You see, I'll make T-rex think that we're going to have a bake sale (The literal kind) and then she'll bring tons of delicious ingredients and... ;)

We'll bake cookies ;)

BUT YES THAT WOULD BE GREAT. You could meet Chad and Hannah and all my weird friends XD AND THEN WE'D GO TO SEATTLE and do funstuffs like the Harry Potter Exhibition.

WHICH IS SEXYYY.
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You are beautiful, in every single way <3

funnyflyby's picture

Can I come?

Wait. Let's invite all the Oasians. C'mon, everybody! We're going to Washington this weekend! And Shelby's sending us all tickets!
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Dracofangxxx's picture

No, no, no

I don't have enough money for this shit XD
If all of you want to come, you gotta pay for your own tickets unless you know how to drag my T-rex from the closet!
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You are beautiful, in every single way <3

funnyflyby's picture

Hmmm...

If you pay for my ticket, I know a way. But it'll only work if I say it in person ;)
(I'm so tricky.)
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Super Duck's picture

EPIC PLAN IS EPIC

YES. It would be sooo amazing :D