A Puzzle Piece Story

Meldiseus's picture

So, how about I tell you what a Puzzle Piece Story is.
Well some times when me and my little brother are bored we'll start up a story, one of us will start with once upon a time and if we don't have any other ideas we'll say pass and then we keep going back and forth untill we just stop going.
So that's what I want to do here. I can start it and then any one who wants to can add a bit to it.
a few words, a sentance, or a paragraph add what ever you want to or just read what other people have put down.

Once apon a time in a meddow far far away there was but a simple farmer he stared up at the sky one night and saw a... (your turn)

funnyflyby's picture

giant evil post-it note

falling down from the sky! It landed and began to eat the almost-grown carrots! The farmer ran out with a machete to kill it, but...
(Sorry, I have too much fun with things like these. I love the forum revival project, though!)
Wow.woW

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a very large....

dish stood in his way, he tried to break it iwth all his sheep, but to no avail, until!....

"A loving man and woman in a committed relationship can marry. Dogs, no matter what their relationship, are not allowed to marry. How should society treat gays and lesbians in committed relationships? As dogs or as humans?"

Meldiseus's picture

Fredrick the martian

poped out of a hole in the ground and shot the farmer with a green light that turned the farmer into...

ha ha I think this story is off to a great start
(^_^)


Hopelessly optimistic, yes, that just might be me

funnyflyby's picture

a clone of the farmer's little sister!

And Frederick the Martian fell in love... until the real sister showed up and...
Wow.woW

Meldiseus's picture

Kicked fredrick

back down the hole he came from.
Then she and her older brother/sister turned back to the plate.
"idiot" she mumbled to her self then motioned for her brother/sister to follow as she quickly ran around the plate just in time to...


Hopelessly optimistic, yes, that just might be me

funnyflyby's picture

catch a flying baseball bat,

which some idiot had hit with a baseball during the game, resulting in a home run. They turned the bat on the dish, and intended to dash it to pieces, but they stopped when...
(Haha, I'm enjoying this too much.)
Wow.woW

Meldiseus's picture

The bat started to glow,

and with a flash it shot out of her hands to collide with the plate, but instead of shatering it the plate startedd to glow and absorbed the bat.
The farmer and her sister were now bathed in the golden light of the plate as it started to shrink, turning, and twisting as it went to till it finnaly...


Hopelessly optimistic, yes, that just might be me

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emerged as a glowing, gold...

Wow.woW

Meldiseus's picture

CUCUMBER!!!!!

But this was no ordinary cucumber, it was a flachalant, farting,burping, and all around rude cucumber, that was made of gold.
It emediatly started...


When I’m in a pit I just pick up a shovel and dig my way out.
Until the giant teddy bear of doom jumps out of the wall and hugs me to death.
(*^_^*)