A Series of Unfortunate Events

funnyflyby's picture

Yes, yes, yesterday's journal again. Jayjay was over. So, anyway-
I can't think of a better title... I'm both amused and slightly upset...
Well, at lunch what started out as a boring conversation got interesting.
(Note- Elli is a boy, and Shneer's stepbrother, who Shneer can't stand.)
Clueless: So, Shneer, are Elli and Olivia, like, a thing now?
Shneer: No...
Clueless: Well, Olivia likes him.
Shneer: ...
Me: How is that even possible... oh, sorry. That was mean.
(Shneer laughs hysterically)
Clueless (to Shneer): You don't like Elli, do you?
(I start laughing really hard, stupid Flyby!)
Clueless: OHMYGOD, I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY! But... do you?
Shneer: I AM NOT GAY! GET THAT? I AM NOT GAYYYYYYY!
Me: Well, darn. That would make my life more interesting.
(Clueless stops the hyena-laughter)
Clueless: Are you suuuuure?
Shneer: Yes!
(I am severely uncomfortable at this point, and it doesn't help that Clueless is seated WAY too close to me.)
Shneer: Wait, so are you guys like lesbians toge-
Clueless: AAAAAAH!!! (Hits me over the head with somebody's lunch bag)
Me: Ow! What was THAT for?!
Clueless: Did YOU say that?
Me: Shneer did!
(Shneer winces)
Clueless: SHNEER, YOU HAVE THE MOST SICKO MIND!!!
Me: Um- Clueless?
Clueless: DON'T SAY ANYTHING!!!
(Shneer and Clueless both start laughing hysterically)
Me: Um-(bell rings) oh-kayyyy...

So wowwww... crazies. CRAZIES, I tell you.
Clueless really needs to stop it. Now. On Tuesday I'll give a talking-to...
Bleah.

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lamb_da's picture

i see that title and think

i see that title and think of the series...
yeah...*hug* and *kisses teh boo boo on your head*

You're so beautiful, you made me forget my pick up line. ;)

funnyflyby's picture

Thank you...

Teh boo boo on my head feels better now :)

When I was little I loved A Series of Unfortunate Events...
The journal originally had a couple more unfortunate events, but they didn't really seem worth typing XD
Wow.woW

lamb_da's picture

yays :) omg same here. i

yays :)

omg same here. i still love it. i reread some of them :p

why didn't they seem worthy?

You're so beautiful, you made me forget my pick up line. ;)

funnyflyby's picture

Well...

It takes a while to type on This Lovely DSi, and I heard my brother walking in... and decided that I'd better finish it up ASAP.
Ha, I sometimes have contests with my friends to see who can make up the most things that 'VFD' could stand for :D It's so entertaining...
Wow.woW

lamb_da's picture

Oh yeah...:/ blah Haha omg I

Oh yeah...:/ blah

Haha omg I loved doing that :3

You're so beautiful, you made me forget my pick up line. ;)