Ha, my family is so weird...

funnyflyby's picture

Not that I mind. Randomness is entertaining. Just...
At dinner, my brother freaked out because 'That's AMERICAN cheese! I only want shredded kid cheese!'
That means mozzerella, for some reason it's been called 'shredded kid cheese' since the little boy could talk. Huh.
Then my mother stated, 'I have slippers on and you guys don't, so that means I'm wealthier than you.'
Then the Brother ran around attempting to steal the slippers.
Then we all sang along to the Advanced Step in Wii Fit, and that just doesn't make any sense.
Wow. My family confuses me. Ha.
Know what I find interesting? Nobody has mentioned the fact that I've been artfully avoiding using any of the Fated Pronouns: He, she, gaj, etc. 'Cause I was annoying Shelby to death with 'gaj'.
I still dislike the gender-specific ones.
So, helped by my stunning use of proper nouns and passive voice, I've avoided it altogether. You're all proud :)
Clueless frustrates me. Apparently now that random new girl that we've both taken a liking to now has been told everything Clueless knows. (See! Passive voice!) Without my permission or knowledge.
Clueless is a bad friend. Seriously.
I wish I could risk the wrath and extreme exposure that would come with a fight. As in, like, a friend-fight.
Other Friend caught me staring obsessively and blushing furiously at Bday today… and asked, 'Do you actually, like, LIKE Bday or are you just obsessed with her?'
Other… where have you been, exactly, while I've been babbling on and on? Would it be so hard for you to listen to ANYTHING I SAY?
I rolled my eyes and said, 'Not very observant, huh?' (Yes, I was annoyed and therefore obnoxious. Sorry.)
Other: 'Huh? Which is it?'
Me: 'Um… both?'
End of conversation. Wow.
See, Other is really way more clueless than Clueless…
They all need new names. Bah, whatever.As long as you undestand what I'm talking about.
I bought the Firework music video for the iPod today…it's so beautiful.
OK, the delirium begins, so…away!

Comments

Super Duck's picture

"Shredded kid cheese"?

"Shredded kid cheese"? Sounds... painful.

625539's picture

I FIND THE FIREWORK VIDEO SO

I FIND THE FIREWORK VIDEO SO FUNNY
KATY PERRY ALWAYS HAS RANDOM STUFF COMING OUT OF HER TITS IT CRACKS ME UP...

"pleasure is absolute, pain is relative."

swimmerguy's picture

KATY PERRY

Has ridiculous videos... She was just on the balcony then fireworks coming out of her tits, WOAHOHOH! Where'd THAT come from?
I wish I had a mom like that that would say things...

No one escapes from life alive

epicfailure's picture

Yeah, your family is

Yeah, your family is weird..but so is mine. We laugh at movies that are suppose to be scary.

* Life spelled backwards is evil...now it all makes sense*

whateversexual_llama's picture

haha, maybe nobody commented

haha, maybe nobody commented on the lack of comments cuz there was nothing to complain about? =P

shredded kid cheese is absolutely cheese made of shredded kid. uh oh.