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funnyflyby's picture

They're coming so quickly! I must type this journal fast before I miss too many! Okay, to the journal!

Ha. Bday was wearing a sparkly panda ring today... new panda obsession? Ha, Bday and Clueless can share it. Clueless has had that obsession for over a year.
Speaking of Clueless: D:< GRRRR. The stupid blackmail has returned. Why can't Clueless get that this isn't something you joke around about! You can't just waltz around saying, 'Hey,Flyby sent me this email...'! IDIOT! And I don't want to act too angry... or Clueless will be like, 'Oh, we're not friends anymore! As revenge, I shall TELL everyone that Flyby is all obsessed with Bday, and that gaj is a gajindiak,' (I don't mind the gajindiak part, I'm happy to tell people that...they just put it down as randomness, anyway) etc.
And in Science, Clueless, my friend Shneer, and I all sit next to one another... which was a bad idea on the teacher's part... anyway, Clueless started the random un-called for blackmail again, I threw an eraser (bad selfcontrol) and shut Clueless up. I then turned to Shneer and said, 'You must be getting really curious about what this is by now, huh?' (Clueless has almost-blurted in Science before...)
Shneer: 'Actually, I'm not. You obviously don't want me to know, so I've been blocking it out every time this happens in case Clueless does say it. I still won't know, just like you want.'
Oh... I find that really, really sweet and nice. Most people would be like, Oooh, I wanna hear! And Shneer doesn't, out of respect for me... therefore beating Clueless badly in the Friend Competition.
Me: 'Oh... thank you.'
Shneer: 'Yeah... by now I'm figuring it's something really horrible and dark, though...'
Me: 'Not really...' Simultaneously Clueless says,
'It is! Really twisted and dark and creepy...'
Me: 'No, it isn't! Not at all! Well, maybe twisted,but not really that, either.'
Clueless: 'No, you know it's creepy!'
Me: 'Um! No, it isn't!'
Shneer: 'I'm blocking this out still!'

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kamkam's picture

umm...

if Clueless is blackmailing you why is she still your friend. friends don't blackmail each other.

centerfielder08's picture

Agreed with what was said

Agreed with what was said above. Shneer seems nice.

Do people mind if you say you're a gajindiak? (I'm proud, I just spelled that without looking up to see the spelling 'til after and I got it right). Why's it not spelt, by the way?

funnyflyby's picture

Well...

Clueless is being a pain and I wish that I could just say, 'I don't want to be considered your friend, you must stop,' etc. Thing is, if I try and 'sever the ties' there will be nothing, nothing at all, to prevent that fateful secret from being exposed...
Generally people don't really care if I say I'm a gajindiak. I'll usually be ignored, and still referred to as 'she'... it's annoying. I know my mother doesn't like it, but... there isn't really much I can do about that.
What do you mean by 'Why's it not spelt'?
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