Purse Envy

Meldiseus's picture

Why do only the females get to have purses?
It’s not fair, I mean sure they’ve got a lot more stuff to carry around but so do I and it would be one less thing to do in the morning cause I have to chose what stuff I’m going to put into my pockets for school.
Well sure I could put it into my book bag but then it’s a bit harder to get to and I either won’t do it or just forget that that’s where I put my stuff, maybe that makes me lazy but I’d rather be lazy with a purse than… well unlazy (yes, I know unlazy isn’t a word and I DON’T CARE) without a purse.


Purses purses all around (^_^)
Purses purses just abound (*^_^*)
I dance around without a sound ^_^
To kill all those that crouch and hound *^_^*

Why is life without a purse ?_?
Why to love and dove and nurse @_@
To put the whole world in a hurse *_*
To blow it up and twirl and burst <_>

(High pitched crazy laugh)
He he he he he ha ha ha ha ha
(cough cough) he! He!


Super Duck's picture

Who says purses are for girls?

Obviously they've never heard of MURSES. :P There's this huge football player at my school that carried a murse once.

Having a purse IS pretty great, though. I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have a way to carry around all my crap... You need one!

Meldiseus's picture


so I looked at the link you put down and they look really great so mabey I will get one some day but right now It's pretty low on my priority list.
Thanks for the link

Hopelessly optimistic, yes, that just might be me

Riku's picture

My dad definitely has a

My dad definitely has a murse. He keeps all of his techy stuff in it.

I don't like purses though honestly. I'm much more of a stuff-everything-in-my-pockets kind of person. Haha. If I need more space I'll bring a backpack, but that's usually for carrying my art supplies. Haha.

ferrets's picture


only replace the art sipplies with books and something to write in

"A loving man and woman in a committed relationship can marry. Dogs, no matter what their relationship, are not allowed to marry. How should society treat gays and lesbians in committed relationships? As dogs or as humans?"

Meldiseus's picture


Actually I usually put my stuff in my back pack too but sometimes I just don't have enough time to find the stuff I need.

Hopelessly optimistic, yes, that just might be me

625539's picture


I carry a "purse" everywhere
mainly because i HATE having things in my pocket i don't know how people stand it
that and because my bag is awesome, it has a huge furry tail on it
and my wallet is also way to big to be carried in a pocket...

"pleasure is absolute, pain is relative."

Meldiseus's picture

A furry tail? YAY!!!! Hey I

A furry tail?
Hey I wonder if... no it just wouldn't feel right carrying around a bag that looked like cat (those big eyes just looking at you).
Mabey a racoon if it wasn't too realistic? Nay that wouldn't look right ether.
Oh well

Hopelessly optimistic, yes, that just might be me

whateversexual_llama's picture

my bestfriend (male) carries

my bestfriend (male) carries a purse and I (female) don't. F\UCK GENDER EXPECTATIONS!

Meldiseus's picture

Down with the expectations

Down with the expectations of society.

Hopelessly optimistic, yes, that just might be me

MacAvity's picture

When I am out of school and

When I am out of school and no longer toting my stuff in a backpack, I will get a man-purse!

Supposedly, I would conceivably be able to get away with a real purse, as I am known to society as a girl despite bearing very little resemblance to one, but that conflicts with both my own sensibilities and the boyish image I project. Thus, man-purse!

funnyflyby's picture


I lose most purse-type objects... though I have unusually large-pocketed jackets. I almost always am wearing a sweatshirt with large pockets and pants with large pockets, as well as a jacket with large pockets over it. They are always crammed with stuff. Seriously, my mom got me a North Face when I was eleven or so and was like, 'It's so soft, and such a nice color...' I said, 'Forget that! LOOK AT THESE POCKETS!!!' and began shoving small notebooks, colored pencils, and Chapsticks into it.
In other words, I am unable to keep track of anything small that is not in the pocket of some article of clothing.
So I have never needed nor wanted a purse or a man-purse.
If my pockets can't hold it, I'll be wearing a backpack. And that's the way it is.