T-REX ATTACKS

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LOL TODAY WAS SO FUNNY
So on the way to the buses, I hear her going SHELBY! NO NO NO SHELBY TURN AROUND. Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaase? PLEASE. AUGH.
and then she started shaking my backpack
I tried to glue the most dissatisfied face on, as I turned around

She was like

Shelbyyy, hi!!

Oh. Hi T-rex. So you're talking to me again?

Yes! Of course I am! Why wouldn't I be?

Well you sort of hated me right before break. You know, ignoring me and being mean and all. Thought that meant we weren't friends anymore.

WHAT? You thought I wasn't your friend? Of course I'm your friend~ I'm always your friend! I don't remember being mean though.

Oh, well, you were. Sorry.

How come you look so sad lately?

Cause I thought you hated me. Durr. Still as blonde as ever, I see.

HEY. Hey. Shush! I am SOOOOOOHOHOHO not blonde. Anyways, I guess you don't care about MEEE anymore, cause you sit by C now in French and you guys are dancing partners.

Of course I care about you, jeez. Wait. Dancing partners?

YES! Whatever you do in yoga!

Ummm, T-rex, dude, we do YOGA in yoga.

AUGH BUT NO YOU DO THIS ONE AND IT'S FUNNY

...The Titties Dance?

WHAT

Yeah, that's the Titties Dance. It's for when you see some gorgeous boobs.

AUGH THAT IS SO GROSS SHELBY

Nooo, no it's not. Just accept it into your SOUL and you can dance my Titty Dance, too.

NO WAY, MAN THAT IS SO DISGUSTING. Anyways, BYEE~ <3

Then she left with a huge smile and blush on her face
YEAHHHHHH
Funny how she didn't mention that hug, though ;)

Pretty glad she's talking to me again. Missed that chick.

Also, my friend, we'll call her Miss. E cause yeah, has been giving me LOTS OF ATTENTION
like she used to be pretty rape-y before but now she's getting worse.

OH SHELBY LET ME RUB YOUR HIPS
AND KISS YOUR HAIR
AND HOLD YOUR HAND LOLOL

and I was like Seriously, Ms. E, just admit you're totally into me

OH SHELBY OF COURSE I'M INTO YOU. I'm REALLY into you.

Woah. Was NOT EXPECTING THAT. But yeah, apparently I get all the laydays FORREALLLL
I'm such a pimp XD Call me Big Momma Shelb! ;D