funnyflyby's picture

Yah, can't think of a good one :)
Sososo... I went back to School today! 'Aaah', you scream in suspense (not)!
It was absoutely wonderful to see Bday again!
Bday wore a PANDA HAT!!! It was AWESOME!!!
Yes, I'm pathetic! But... you don't want to hear about the Many Awesomenesses Of Bday... let's fast-forward to after school!
Clueless, Other and another girl who's named Olivia, went to Other's house afterschool.(Olivia doesn't need a codename because that's the most common girls'name in my school. There are 6 other Olivias in my grade alone.)Anyway, Olivia apparently broke up with someoneorother today, and thinks this guy likes Other, blahblah gossip I don't care about.
Anyway, my opinion of Olivia wasn't so great until the Redemption! Haha!
Clueless showed us a strange music video, for a song called Put your Drink Up or something like that.(I know that's not right.)The video was just a bunch of people basically deviating from the norm.There was one part with a quick shot of 2 men kissing. So of course Other and Clueless immediately squeal in disgust.'AAH! Gross! Sorry, people, I didn't realize THAT was in this video!' Clueless. Then Oivia stepped in. 'HOW is it gross?'
Clueless: 'Um, they're the same GENDER!Creepy!'
Olivia:'How's it gross? Creepy?It's just lips! Those aren't even affected by gender!'
Me:'I agree! Thanks, Olivia! How is it creepy?'
Clueless:'Imagine if it was two GIRLS kissing.Wouldn't that creep you out?'
Me: 'Clueless,you should really remember and know bett-'
Clueless: 'Oh, sorry. Yeah, I remember now.Panda hats.'
Olivia: 'Can we play the rest of the video now?'
YES! Olivia earns a shard of respect!
Ignorant Comment Of the Day:
'They didn't HAVE gay people back then!'
Meaning 1967!
I was quick to correct! Even Other admitted how stupid that was.
Other seems to be un-denial now, talking about getting me Bday for my birthday.I'm guessing that over holiday the homophobia ran its course and Other figured it out. :)


MacAvity's picture


We don't want to hear about the Many Awesomenesses of Bday?

funnyflyby's picture

You most certainly don't.

It's shocking how much stalker-data I've collected...
The Many Awesomenesses are for me to journal only mentally! Oasis doesn't need my obsessive thoughts about this person.

centerfielder08's picture

I've never minded obsessive

I've never minded obsessive thoughts....:p. I'm one of the many masters of obsessive thoughts. hence, I will be in the extreme ocd program soon. eep for excitedness? can i say that?

ANYWAY, Olivia is quite the Redemption-er? Redemptor? Why am I not speaking English like?

did clueless actually say Panda hats? or is that a code?

funnyflyby's picture

Clueless did say panda hats!

I think Panda Hat is now the codename Other and Clueless use for Bday... I guess Clueless didn't want to be too giveaway-ish when saying that. Olivia missed the panda hat.
So many codenames! Maybe I should change Bday's nickname here to Panda Hat... it certainly fits better, as Bday's actual B-day was 10 December.
Panda Hat...

MacAvity's picture

Huh. Wonder what I would

Huh. Wonder what I would have done if I had known Oasis back when I was still collecting stalkerish data of Many Awesomenesses of certain people... Well, okay, Many Awesomenesses of one person and Many Irritating Qualities of another, both sets of data equally stalkerish.

funnyflyby's picture

I wonder, too... hehe.


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that is pretty awesome! just sayin'....lets see if this post also triggres the spam filter..

Mental wounds not healing, driving me insane, i'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train- the ozzman

miss_crys's picture

haha..."ewww..." that was so

haha..."ewww..." that was so funny...and when do they think people "started" to be gay? Gee, what a fun new idea!!!! Pretty sure there were plenty of gay people back in Roman days

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