My mom is forcing me to go to a Super Bowl party later. I barely even know what football is. Also, her church is going to be there, and it'll be super awkward. Ughhh, there had better be some eye candy there, but I highly doubt it. But FCG does not grasp the idea of football or why it's popular either, so I am not alone! If freakazoids don't like it, then it is no good.
I feel so gross right now. I'm having that icky sinus drainage feeling in my throat, and I've sneezed a lot today. Also, my grandma got this fried chicken from a local restaurant that sells tons of fried chicken every Sunday. It's very good chicken, but every time I eat it, I have an awful stomach ache for a couple of hours due to all the grease. I hadn't eaten any in a while and forgot about this until I was well into my second piece.. OOPS.
Oh, you guys have to hear about this really freaky experience I had last night. I was staying at my dad's place since my sister was having a sleepover. My dad decided to go to his girlfriend's house, though, so I had it all to myself. He gets way more channels than I do at home, so I had the TV on and was just kinda flipping through the channels.
It was maybe 2 in the morning or so. I was just surfing the internet, and some weird, old children's TV show came on. It was honestly the freakiest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. I'm 16 years old, and it scared me to death... How did little kids watch it!?
It was a live-action show, and it had these guys in mascot-like costumes, but they were all freaky looking. I think one was a dog, but I don't remember what the other guys were supposed to be. They were in this colorful room with random shit on the wall, and sometimes the screen would have these flashes of colors and patterns that would swirl around and generally look trippy. Then, one of the guys turned another guy into ice cream. It would also randomly cut to this island-looking place with stranded people on it or some shit, which wasn't really scary so much as it was weird for a kid show. It was like a group of druggies woke up one day and decided to make a TV show for children based on their latest acid trip, which just so happened to be a REALLY bad trip. The theme song, however, was catchy and will not leave my head. If there is a hell, it is the universe that show takes place in.
I am not entirely sure if it was all completely real or not. I think it was, but it was pretty late at night. I remember it pretty vividly, anyway. It was terrifying. I don't think I could ever even dream up something half as terrifying and cracked-out as that TV show, but I also kind of want to try just to see what I could come up with.
No, I couldn't change the channel. I was frozen, unable to tear myself away, mouth gaping with abject horror as I watched the acid trip unfold on screen. I can't even put into words how freaky it was.
Oh, holy fuck, you guys, there are now pictures on facebook of FCG and Old Crush dressed as... hippies. This is clearly a sign somehow. I normally am fascinated by the concept of hippies, but I don't want to even imagine the 60s/70s or hippies (No, not even cute freakazoid ones! Now you KNOW it had to have been bad!) or mascot costumes or anything for a while after that, uhh, experience.