Answers that Need Questions (Game)

Ask Tell Deceive's picture

A little game. I shall put up three answers, and the next person makes funny answers for them! The same person will come up with another three answers. Non-sequiters for the questions only work if they are actually funny, if you just put down a bunch of nonsense the game's boring. Also, let's try to keep it not TOO mature.
Let's have fun!

1.) No, honey, the dog left it there; I had nothing to do with it.

2.) That only happens when you're always hanging around parakeets. I hear it's really painful.

3.) Ping pong balls.

Bi the Book's picture

uhmm im not totally sure if

uhmm im not totally sure if i totally understand but here is my shot

1. HONEY!!!! who took a shit in the middle of the living room floor?!?!?!?

2. what happened to that guy? he has beak marks all over his ass!

3. what left polkadots on her stomach?

and i guess my three answers are...

1. uhmm the guinea pig did it!

2. its split pea soup i promise!

3. he told me to! it was his idea!

try not to regret anything...because at one point it was exactly what you wanted

funnyflyby's picture

Nice!

1. How did all the longest carrots get into your bathroom?
2. What did I just step in?
3. Why did you pour milk up my nose?

1. Because it was turquoise instead of teal!
2. That container of orange juice, of course.
3. When that four-year-old insulted my belt buckle.

Ask Tell Deceive's picture

Not continuing, waiting for someone else

You did it right

Hey senator- love the dress.

Bi the Book's picture

k cool try not to regret

k cool

try not to regret anything...because at one point it was exactly what you wanted

MacAvity's picture

Questioning Flyby's

Questioning Flyby's Answers:
1. Why the devil did you just unravel that entire sweater?
2. And ...where'd you put the intestines?
3. When was the first time you committed a felony?

1. It's Indonesian batik. I stole it from my grandmother.
2. Half gorilla, half turaco, and half oak tree.
3. Ten hours and seventeen minutes.

Riku's picture

Response to MacAvity

1. What did you line everything in your apartment with?
2. What would you like on your pizza?
3. How long was she in the bathroom for?

1. Because I couldn't stand the sound it made.
2. That's what happens if you leave it out for too long.
3. You wouldn't believe me if I told you...

Ask Tell Deceive's picture

Response to Riku

1. Sir, why did you step on that congressman?
2. Is that kiwi... shedding?
3. What happened to the roof?!

Hey senator- love the dress.

Punkish Insanity's picture

Starting a new one because

there's no answers above....

1. I thought it would make her look more attractive!
2. Because that dingdong deserved it, duh.
3. Who wouldn't give those to a squirrel?!

~ It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.

Ask Tell Deceive's picture

Thread needs CPR...

1. You cut off her head?!
2. Why did you steal that llama's baby?
3. Who gives a squirrel a f*cking bazooka?!

1. He was getting a big head.
2. Because the dog told me to.
3. I didn't. I killed the hamster.

Hey senator- love the dress.

RainbowTime's picture

1. whyed you pop his head 2.

1. whyed you pop his head
2. why did you kill that person?
3. who killed the guinea pig

1.YOU DID WHAT!!
2.dressed as carrot and doing a evil laugh
3.the chicken eat its own crap and then ate its puke
i only drink irn bru and the occassional blood of my enemies

i only drink irn bru and the occassional blood of my enemies