A little game. I shall put up three answers, and the next person makes funny answers for them! The same person will come up with another three answers. Non-sequiters for the questions only work if they are actually funny, if you just put down a bunch of nonsense the game's boring. Also, let's try to keep it not TOO mature.
Let's have fun!
1.) No, honey, the dog left it there; I had nothing to do with it.
2.) That only happens when you're always hanging around parakeets. I hear it's really painful.
3.) Ping pong balls.