T-REX

Dracofangxxx's picture

THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT TO NOT TELL YOU GUYS

So today, after school, I ran up and started talking to her. And she was talking about how there's this boy in her science class that flirts with her and likes her.

"So, T-rex, how come you're not dating him? It's apparent that he's really interested"
"OH, BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE... SHORT, ANNOYING BOYS"
"Let's face it, T-rex. You don't like boys in GENERAL"
"...YOU'RE SOOOO WEIRD SHELBY!! HAHAHA."

...what? That's right, folks... She didn't even deny it.
and then she said
"I'd tell you who I like, but you're so SHELBY that it would be weird!!!"
"T-rex, c'mon. You can tell me anything, dude."
"OH OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU TOMORROW *Blush* I HAVE TO GO BYE"

so then I texted her XD

and she said
"Shelby! Stop stalking me!" XDDDD

and then we got into the conversation of how she's secretely excited that I texted her and that I had to go, and she said
"Hahaha, alright, have fun Shelby! And maybe... I'll tell you who I like tomorrow..." XDDD

SHE'S BEING SO WEIRD ABOUT IT
WHAT IS THIS? IS THIS GONNA BE A FREAKAZOID OUTTA THE CLOSET? LEGASP.

Seriously, though, I'll die if it's me. Hell, if it's ANY female, I'm gonna die.

Anyways...

The thing that makes a Freakazoid is the denying of being the huge, stellar gay women they are!! If she's not even openly denying it anymore...

LEGASP DID I CURE MY FREAKAZOID?

Stay tuned, kiddies!

Comments

Uncertain's picture

what if she likes jesus

what if she likes jesus

elph's picture

Regrettably,

that name is too popular to be defining :(

whateversexual_llama's picture

eep! so much suspense! i

eep! so much suspense! i love hearing from you... ^^

Punkish Insanity's picture

Girlie, you better post as

Girlie, you better post as soon as you find out, because I'm dying to know now haha

~ It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.

Ask Tell Deceive's picture

E-bloody-gads. Place your

E-bloody-gads.

Place your bets, folks... I say Shelby is the answer, whadday'all say?

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Hey senator- love the dress.