THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT TO NOT TELL YOU GUYS
So today, after school, I ran up and started talking to her. And she was talking about how there's this boy in her science class that flirts with her and likes her.
"So, T-rex, how come you're not dating him? It's apparent that he's really interested"
"OH, BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE... SHORT, ANNOYING BOYS"
"Let's face it, T-rex. You don't like boys in GENERAL"
"...YOU'RE SOOOO WEIRD SHELBY!! HAHAHA."
...what? That's right, folks... She didn't even deny it.
and then she said
"I'd tell you who I like, but you're so SHELBY that it would be weird!!!"
"T-rex, c'mon. You can tell me anything, dude."
"OH OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU TOMORROW *Blush* I HAVE TO GO BYE"
so then I texted her XD
and she said
"Shelby! Stop stalking me!" XDDDD
and then we got into the conversation of how she's secretely excited that I texted her and that I had to go, and she said
"Hahaha, alright, have fun Shelby! And maybe... I'll tell you who I like tomorrow..." XDDD
SHE'S BEING SO WEIRD ABOUT IT
WHAT IS THIS? IS THIS GONNA BE A FREAKAZOID OUTTA THE CLOSET? LEGASP.
Seriously, though, I'll die if it's me. Hell, if it's ANY female, I'm gonna die.
The thing that makes a Freakazoid is the denying of being the huge, stellar gay women they are!! If she's not even openly denying it anymore...
LEGASP DID I CURE MY FREAKAZOID?
Stay tuned, kiddies!