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625539's picture

my boyfriend is the cutest
he cleaned my room while i was at work (because i'm a litterbug) and painted me a t-shirt that says i love you on it

anyways i want to be a mermaid can someone tell me how :p
thanks

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funnyflyby's picture

Hmm...

As far as I know there are three options:
-Spend a lot of time singing in the moonlight on rocks near the water, while combing your hair with a seashell
-Wish on a star or a sparkly shell
- Get on some sort of genetically modified fish hormone, move near a nuclear power plant, and if that fails... surgery.
(This whole journal was really sweet :) )
Wow.woW

625539's picture

the 1st one sounds like a

the 1st one sounds like a plan
brb

swimmerguy's picture

I formally agree with

dah flyby. Weren't like the Sirens mermaids or something?
They spent their time just sitting on rocks in the middle of the ocean, staring out to see and singing their songs, and gobbling up any men they may happen to seduce passing by.
Sounds like a good life to me.

And yes, this journal is so sweet, I could die.
Yes, die.

No one escapes from life alive

625539's picture

yes singing sweetly to

yes
singing sweetly to sailors before i bring their ships down

sounds like a perfect life to me too

Dracofangxxx's picture

I thought they were bird people O_O

My English teacher showed us some artists' painting and they were like, birds XD
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Amazingly offensive <3

625539's picture

have you never seen the

have you never seen the little mermaid
edit : has your english teacher never showed you the little mermaid? the bird people are HARPIES lol

Dracofangxxx's picture

Yes I have XD

But I swear! We read the Odyssey and some person drew the sirens as birds XD
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Amazingly offensive <3

inso_manic's picture

Can the sailors be wearing thongs,

and socks of course.

Cause i think that'll be nice too :D

elph's picture

Does being clothed...

...albeit, minimally... make them sexier? cmwtk :)

625539's picture

no thongs are gross rofl

no
thongs are gross rofl

elph's picture

Absolutely!

I couldn't be more in agreement!

Quietwarrior's picture

Aw

Aw how thoughtful of him i sometimes clean my friends room i just cant stand it being untidy. Also love you'r little "the ring" emotion ha

625539's picture

glitter graphics are my life

glitter graphics are my life i swear

ferrets's picture

how to be a mermaid...

self induced schiziophrenia.

"A loving man and woman in a committed relationship can marry. Dogs, no matter what their relationship, are not allowed to marry. How should society treat gays and lesbians in committed relationships? As dogs or as humans?"

625539's picture

HELL YEA