Dear Environmentalists:

swimmerguy's picture

If you really, really, truly, deeply care about the environment as much as you say you do, the best thing any human being could do for the environment is to take all your clothes off, go into the wilderness, plant a tree, and die somewhere where a wild animal will be able to sustain itself with your corpse.
Just a suggestion.

Warm Regards,
Chad Z.


ferrets's picture


thething is, you have to take it in moderation. cuase see theres the enviormentilists who say we ought to just live in tiny rianforest villages that dont take any wood or meat from nature, and those who say, well perhaps cutting down all the trees is a bad idea, becuase then our kids would be dead by forty.

furthermore, if all enviormentalists were gone, you would have al the big scary coal companies that would be like "OMG NO MORE ENVIORMENT PROTECTION! MUST PUT ALL COAL DUST IN RIVER! LOL FISHES DEAD NOW!"

and by that above ridicoulous sentence i mean, if you dont have to opposing sides, one side will have all the power, and that, for the most part, is a bad thing.

"A loving man and woman in a committed relationship can marry. Dogs, no matter what their relationship, are not allowed to marry. How should society treat gays and lesbians in committed relationships? As dogs or as humans?"

elph's picture

I suspect...

...a big and likely quite provocative back story!

Uncertain's picture

Just cause you care about

Just cause you care about the environment doesn't mean you don't have other balancing interests. Just because someone's not doing everything doesn't mean their cause is worth nothing.

But I understand, there's probably some 'back story'.

radiosilence95's picture

Are you saying that the

Are you saying that the environment should be destroyed for our own selfish purposes? Yes, some environmentalists take things too far and get annoying, but the environment is kinda important...

lonewolf678's picture


LOVE. THIS. Keep up the satirical(?) work swimmerguy!

Ask Tell Deceive's picture

i agrre compltely. i don't

i agrre compltely. i don't know hw you knew what my desires wete, bbb it's apprent we think alike