Giant dogs, pre-calculus, and fortune cookies

radiosilence95's picture

Ugh. The internet at my dad's wasn't working, so I couldn't get on Oasis at all. It drove me nuts. I've really become dependent on this website.
BUT I got to see Riley! Everyone stops and stares when I take him for a walk because he's twice the size of a regular chocolate lab. 130 pounds of cuddly-ness. And that's not an exaggeration. He's like a bear, I swear. He loves everyone and his massive size makes him look mean and vicious, but he's a sweetie.

The weirdest thing happened to me yesterday. In order to understand why this is awesome, you must know that I am an aspiring author. I've written poems, short stories, and I've written half a book. So, my dad took us to a chinese restaurant, and when I opened up my fortune cookie it said: "You have a way with words. You should write a book." It's an omen, I tell you! How freaky is that?

Ugh. I'm not looking forward to tomorrow. Mondays suck, dude. I have a pre-calculus quiz and I have to face Amber. I'm not sure which of the two is more scary. Pre-calc is the most pointless class ever. Right now we're working on sines, cosines, tangents, and the unit circle. I will never understand why any of these things are necessary for me to live a fulfilling life. I'm pretty sure I can get through life without knowing that the sine of 30 degrees is the square root of 3 over 2. Bleck. Curse you pre-calc, for being so damn pointless and complicated.


SydCybertronian's picture

I had a similar situation

I had a similar situation with the fortune cookie. I was really struggling in my senior year with my senior project, and I got a fortune cookie that said that I my "hard work will pay off soon" so that really inspired me to keep going. And I passed!

Your doggie sounds awesome, *gives him virtual hugs*

And I totally agree with the math stuff.

radiosilence95's picture

I think fortune cookies have

I think fortune cookies have magical powers.

centerfielder08's picture

I second everything you and

I second everything you and Syd said :P. Sorry cant come up with anything more creative at the moment.