This website is too funny.

funnyflyby's picture

www.lovegodsway.org/gaybands

I am actually unsure of whether the website is a joke or not. Oh, poke around the rest, too. They have a program called CHOPS, which stands for Changing Homosexuals Into Ordinary People. Uhh, wouldn't that be CHIOP?
The Gay Bands thing is the best, though.
Okay, last night I was wicked (MA definition) exhausted and didn't realize it. I fell asleep on top of my bed in reverse (head at foot of bed, feet on pillow) and without getting ready for bed at all. I woke up at 11:30 this morning in yesterday's clothes with a crick in my neck and gross-feeling teeth. Yeckk.
My DSi was out of charge, lying on the bed next to me. I'm unsure of what, exactly, I was doing on it upon falling asleep, and I apologize for anything nonsensical I may have posted. As far as I can tell from the history I was looking at Super Duck's Amber Heard pictures. But I may have said something, and I'm sorry.
I'm kind of annoyed because Shneer emailed me, saying, 'I just want to get this off my chest: I actually do like you the way people say. I don't mean for anything to change, just thought you should know, and you made it pretty clear you don't feel the same way... sorry. I'm guilty :('
This is good and bad, mostly bad, only good in the sense that it means I'm not as unattractive and irritating as I think I am, because Shneer actually has pretty good taste. Bad, because it complicates the world and makes me feel kind of guilty, in a way. This is the, what, third time ever that a guy has admitted to liking me, and I've never really known what to say…
Shneer does earn awesomeness points for being honest, especially as I'm out to gaj as gay. Is that what's meant by, 'made it pretty clear you don't feel the same way'?
So that's slightly annoying, but actually not all that important to me. What-ev.
Hey, guess what? Inso_manic is really awesome. Like, reeeally awesome. And if you read Inso's profile-thing you will be serenaded by a choir about detectives.

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loreonpravus's picture

The link doesn't seem to be

The link doesn't seem to be working but the mention of that stirs something in my memory- I might've stumbled on that a long time ago. Is it a list of music that will turn you gay (something along those lines)?

funnyflyby's picture

Yes, exactly.

Let me see if I can fix the link... or you can Google 'love god's way gay bands'. It must be pretty old, cause it doesn't list Katy Perry.
EDIT: Ah, okay, it's .org instead of .com. The file still doesn't show up, but it's pretty easy to click the 'Gay Bands' link.
Wow.woW

Dracofangxxx's picture

Well, YEAH, pretty clear you don't feel the same way...

If you're out as a lesbian, then that's pretty obvious, I would say.

MacAvity's picture

Ooh...

Poor Shneer. Poor, poor Shneer.

swimmerguy's picture

Go figure

Child block at it again. It's apparently a hate website.
WHY?! I'm almost 15, I'm not 5 anymore! SERIOUSLY! My parents are sitting there when like during 6 feet under the actors are having sex. And pretty crazee stuff too. But no, this website would forever corrupt me.

Yeah, I always feel bad when girls say they like me... :P
I can't help it!

No one escapes from life alive

inso_manic's picture

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no comment...

hellonwheels's picture

it's gotta be a joke...

either that, or the minister donnie is completely retarded! i mean, he can't even make an acronym that works for his ministry. While he may be right about some of the bands (killers, elton john, boy george, etc) he is clearly an idiot who cannot make a valid point or even a name, for that matter! I mean, since when does makeup make someone gay? it doesn't...maybe some of the bands are pro LGBT, but who cares.

Mental wounds not healing, driving me insane, i'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train- the ozzman

Dracofangxxx's picture

LOL I'm not sure,

But he listed Elton John twice!

I think :/ I don't remember. If I'm wrong, disregard that :P

LOL MUSIC MADE ME GAY GUYS, ESPECIALLY NIRVANA WHICH HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH GAY PEOPLE AT ALL.

Dracofangxxx's picture

All I have to say about that guy who made the website...

What a faggot.
LULZ.

625539's picture

AHAAHAHAH SHELBY YES

AHAAHAHAH SHELBY YES

elph's picture

What an aggravating site!

It just must be a very sick joke... And, I do mean truly sick!

One of the (admittedly very nit-picking) features of the site is the egregious spelling error in the banner: Love Gods Way... Apostrophe missing!!!

I'm not at home right now... but will take a closer look when I get back later today.

Anyway... for now, you may want to check out what little Wikipedia has to say:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donnie_Davies

funnyflyby's picture

I think it's just funny.

Hehe, Super Duck! Check your sister's iPod!
It's one of those things that will actually make people who agree rethink it because they sound so ridiculous.
I mean, I'll try and quote but I have no copy+paste or Tabs/windows- 'Check your child's CDs or mp3, and watch out: if three or more of these bands are listed and you do nothing, you will soon have a homosexual for a child. We suggest you burn them and have your child watch, as a reminder of how they too will burn in hell if they continue to listen to this music.'
Is there, like, ANYONE who would take that seriously?
(Plus I don't even have three of those on my iPod or on CDs. Haha! I got all queer without any help from music at all. I feel so independent XD)
Oh, and it lists Justin Bieber and the Jonas Brothers. Uhh, a lot of young girls have those because they're somewhat attracted to the performers. OOH, HOW GAY.
That Wikipedia was very interesting.
Wow.woW

destination unknown's picture

no Pet Shop Boys?

I love that Cyndi Lauper is on the safe list. Whoever put that together obviously did a lot of research! ;)

radiosilence95's picture

Christianity is a joke. That

Christianity is a joke.
That website is a joke.
Religion in general is a joke.
That's all I will say about that.

funnyflyby's picture

*coughcoughcheckouttheLone Wolfforumthreadcoughcough*

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MacAvity's picture

Heheheh

Yeah I was...restraining myself, from mentioning that....

Dracofangxxx's picture

Umm...

Are you trying to reinforce what they said?

loreonpravus's picture

This is probably the

This is probably the number-one controversy causing topic on the internet, tied with homosexuality...

I'll refrain from putting in my own opinions here, but like flyby said, read the thread.

Actually, I think the website is a joke. But that's all I'll mention here for now.

Dracofangxxx's picture

I agree, thank you :D

Myself, I am spiritual, but not religious. I think if the only reason you have morals is because a book tells you to do so or you'll go to Hell, that's terrifying.

I mean- I'm not speaking on behalf of everyone. But I've always found the religious people who can't shut up ABOUT their religion bother me. Like why do those people have to get into the lives of people they don't know? There's a part on that site where it's like "Do you know a Homosexual? Please tell us so we can help them!" and it's like, wooow, can't we just stay in our own businesses and not get Jesus and God involved in everything?
I don't know- It's just disconcerning having people being up in my face about it.

My grandma was Jehova's Witness and she told me I was going to Hell very often. She'd get so pissed if we told her "happy Birthday!" and shit.

Batshit crazy old woman. I mean, I loved her, but she was crazy.

funnyflyby's picture

Actually, I agree with everything you just said...

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625539's picture

did anyone listen to the

did anyone listen to the song they have by donnie davie or whatever
omg i am dying
here are the apparent lyrics
i will bold the bits i like the most

Homosexuality .
Homosexuality.
Homosexuality is a heartbreaking and crippling disease.
But there is something you can do about it:.

Will you come ?
When you feel almighty power
When I reach out to touch you will you come?
Will you come inside the gates of heaven?
Into eternal glory will you come?

Are you bruised and broken
Poisoned with deceit
Do you stand for nothing
Shattered by defeat
Are you barely human
All but dead inside
Just a rotten soul
By your own design
Even though you're lusting for another man
Swallow all your pride
Reach up and take my hand

And in the face of evil
In the face of sin
In the face of Satan
In the face of men

Will you come?
When you feel almighty power
When I'm reaching out to touch you will you come?
Will you come inside the gates of heaven ?
Into eternal glory will you come?

Rising! Rising! Rising up to heaven. Rising up!
Standing up! Standing up as one
Push it! Push it! Push it is to righteousness?
When you feel it will you come?
Will you come?
Are you coming?

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID LOL

funnyflyby's picture

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHAAAA!

Wow.
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625539's picture

http://www.donniedavies.com/T

http://www.donniedavies.com/Testimony
"\\ I am in fact a [Reformed Homosexual|http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Haggard] and I'm trying to let people know that there is an escape from being Gay. By letting people know that "God hates a Fag" I am doing Gods work, I'm preaching. \\ \\ When I was in highschool I kept having feelings for the boys I was in school with. Often I would let these feelings take over. I got into lots of trouble when I was Gay.\\ \\ I stopped listening to secular music and started going to my fathers church services. I was so miserable, being gay, something had to happen."

this entire organization is obviously a joke :p

funnyflyby's picture

I'm inclined to think that, too...

Either that or some moron invented Donnie attempting to inspire homophobic gays :/ I'm guessing joke, though.
Wow.woW

625539's picture

it's just like the website

it's just like the website godhatesgoths which is basically people trolling
SAME SHIT

inso_manic's picture

And it's pretty damn funny too

what an annoying site, really. so aggravating.

funnyflyby's picture

Oh, since I'm actually on a REAL COMPUTER now...

Chad, I'll copy+paste the whole Gay Bands thing for you.
One of the most dangerous ways Homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents, please keep careful watch over your children’s listening habits. Especially in this age of Internet mp3 piracy.

There are multiple levels of Gay Music. Some bands are what we like to call Gateway Bands. They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more. They’ll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you’ve got a homosexual for a child.
We’ve taken the time to highlight the bands that are particularly Gay. Please take the time and dissect your child’s CD / iTunes catalog. If you find 3 or more of these bands in their collection it is time to take action.
We Strongly recommend that you burn the CDs. Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds. They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well.

Bands to watch out for
•Lady Gaga (tricks girls into lesbianism)
•Ween (Rainbow)
•Lil'Wayne
•P!nK (gay family)
•The Black Keys

•Coldplay
•SlipKnot (make-up)
•RadioHead
•Michael Jackson
•Justin Bieber (gay bullying)
•Boredoms
•School of Seven Bells (gay twins)

•Jason Mraz
•Jonas Brothers
•Rilo Kiley
•Death Cab for Cutie
•Sarah McLachlan
•George Strait
•Cold War Kids
•Toby Keith (cowboy)
•P-Diddy
•Black People
•Vampire Weekend

•King Crimson

•Kate Bush (kissed a girl)

•Bob Dylan
•Fleet Foxes
•Sigur Ros (nudists)
•Twisted Sister

•The Spores (endorse suicide)
•Scissor Sisters
•Turbonegro
•Rufus Wainwright
•Merzbau
•Ravi Shankar
•The Butchies (lizbians)
•Wilco
•Bjork (mb)
•Tech N9ne
•Ghostface Killah
•Bobby Conn
•Morton Subotnik
•Cole Porter
•The String Cheese Incident
•Eagles of Death Metal
•Polyphonic Spree
•The Faint
•Interpol
•Twisted Sister (jj)
•Tegan and Sara
•Erasure
•The Grateful Dead (drugs too)
•Le Tigre
•Marilyn Manson (dark gay)
•The Gossip
•The Magnetic Fields
•The Doors
•Phish
•Queen
•The Strokes
•Morrissey(?questionable?)
•Metallica

•Judas Priest
•The Village People
•The Secret Handshake
•The Rolling Stones
•David Bowie
•Frankie Goes to Hollywood
•Man or Astroman
•Richard Cheese
•Jay-Z
•Depeche Mode
•Kansas
•Ani DiFranco
•Fischerspooner
•John Mayer
•George Michael (texan)
•Angel Eyes
•The Indigo Girls
•Velvet Underground
•Madonna
•Elton John
•Barry Manilow
•Indigo Girls
•Melissa Etheridge
•Eminmen
•Nirvana
•Boy George
•Jon Brion

•The Killers
•Lou Reed
•Lil' Wayne
•Motorhead
•Jill Sobule
•Wilson Phillips
•DMX
•Wesley Willis
•Lisa Loeb
•Ted Nugent (loincloth)
•Dogstar
•Thirty Seconds to Mars
•Lil' Kim
•kd lang
•Frank Sinatra
•Hinder
•Nickleback
•Justus Kohncke
•Bob Mould
•Clay Aiken
•Arcade Fire
•Bright Eyes
•Corinne Bailey Rae
•Audioslave
•Red Hot Chili Peppers
•Panic at the Disco
•The Cure (makeup)
•Spin Doctors
•The Deers
•Lindsey Lohan
•The Smiths
•Beck
•Tom Waits
•The Cramps
•Cannibal Corpse
•Britney Spears(kissed Madonna)
•Perfect Sin
•The Queers
•NoFx(gay punk)
•Soup Dragons
•Elton John(really gay)

In Our effort to keep this list up to date we'd appreciate your help. If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message please email us so we can update. Donnie is handling this his email is: DonnieDavies@gmail.com

The response is overwhelming. You guys know of a lot more Gay Bands than I do. I can't keep up. Hopefully soon we'll have it so you can add them by yourself.

Wow.woW

inso_manic's picture

My brain hurts from stupidity!

these were all really listed there? do people honestly take these kind of sites seriously? i mean come on, honestly. seriously.

Dracofangxxx's picture

HAHAHA I WAS RIGHT

ELTON JOHN IS ON THERE TWICE, WTF DOES THIS GAY (I typo'd that, but I'm so leaving it) HAVE AGAINST ELTON JOHN?
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Amazingly offensive <3