Facebook statuses

swimmerguy's picture

So, I was going to post something deep, but I don't have time.
So I'll just do a quick update, something humorous then I have other things to do!
So, today SUCKED ON COCK. Partly because it's Monday, partly because I was like super stressed over the yelling at I was getting today at swimming, and for some reason I couldn't relax, I was REALLY nervous, no clue why, like I felt my heart and it was racing, for like 3 hours, and I was like, this is like unhealthy to be this nervous. I'm going to break soon here.
Like, almost as nervous as several times when I came out :P
And then there were several other reasons it sucked, and is still sucking, but I will not get into that as it is all very boring.

So, FACEBOOK STATUSES. I think they're hilarious.
Like I always love how everyone's all happy all day, and then at night they reveal their "real anguish", via social networking sites, usually by leaving cryptic statuses.
I've seen a bunch, one of my favorites was this girl who posted "secretly, everyone is sad" which I laughed a gale over.
And then I've seen a bunch of people post something along the lines of "Oh, that asshole, how could he do that???", or like "My life is over!!" or things like that, cryptic things that just make me think, hmmmm, I don't suppose I'm supposed to ask them what's wrong, and then they'll refuse, and I'll push, until finally, reluctantly they'll reveal it :P
Naw.

Anyway, there's this girl, and she's a riot. Here are things verbatim from her wall for the past few weeks.

"Everyone disappoints you sooner or later"

"I once had a dream where my world was bigger than these four walls"

"Strange how someone you once loved can become another person you once knew."

"I hate how people tell you to be yourself, but you're still judged every second of the day"

"Some days are harder than others, I guess that's the way life works."

So, that's what I'm talking about, I think it's hilarious. I'm thinking of like posting something mischievious on her wall, like "You know, when you grow up, I think you're going to be a philosopher, and you're going to like, find the inner depth of the human mind. With ageless statements like 'Some days are harder than others, I guess that's the way life works'. You understand life more than anyone I know."
And then when she yells at me, I'd act like totally serious:P
But naw, that'd be evil, and it might make her stop being hilarious.

So how are you doing?

Comments

Ambition15's picture

Haha

Lol that's funny ;) well I'm good except that I just got my wisdom teeth out- talk about pain! Sometimes when I'm super nervous I try and take really deep breaths and try and calm my mind/ slow my racing heart down. Facebook statuses are funny - you're right! :)

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they attack you, then you win." -M. Gandhi

hellonwheels's picture

feel good...but also like shit.

ribs are still bruised from the nazi fight, so I cant work out, went swimming tonight and couldn't even do 50 yards! my breathing was totally off too! god I am outta shape!

Mental wounds not healing, driving me insane, i'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train- the ozzman

whateversexual_llama's picture

" I don't suppose I'm

" I don't suppose I'm supposed to ask them what's wrong, and then they'll refuse, and I'll push, until finally, reluctantly they'll reveal it :P"

SO FUCKING TRUE. like, if you want to tell me what's wrong, just do it. if you need the attention, just start a conversation with me.

elph's picture

Sucking is...

...boring! Huh?

Regrettably... I'm obliged to take your word for that. :)

radiosilence95's picture

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People are so overdramatic. That's one of the reasons I refuse to go on Facebook.

lonewolf678's picture

Hmph,

I always had a distaste for such pseudo philosophical scribblings. Although I can tolerate it, it annoys me somewhat. Some people on facebook, it's sad really.