Godamn, I was gonna say something

swimmerguy's picture

but I don't remember what it was...
Well, Chad did Day of Silence today and it SUCKED ON OTHER PEOPLE'S GENITALS FOR MONEY. IT EVEN SWALLOWED. IT WAS A MAJOR WHORE, AND IT WAS FAT, WHICH MADE IT A WHALE WHORE, WHICH IS THE WORST KIND.
It was hard, really really hard, so hard I could feel it boning me every time I sat down with it's gigantic dick.
But I went the entire school day without saying anything, really, then a few hours after school, then I went to swimming and made it most of the way through that before I said FUCK ME, I'M TIRED OF THIS, MY POINT IS MADE. And I stopped.

And for some reason, as I sit down now, I feel really pissed off.
Maybe, it's because of girls, in general.
See, I have a hypothesis that guys are not only way better looking, but are also way cooler and more relaxed than females are, and anyone who is attracted to females is weird. Weird lesbians :P
And most of my classes were fine, I knew only 2 though that were participating with me, save Hannah and KT, who did it for me, and I feel bad that I, the gay guy, apparently demand that attention.

ANYWAY, in my last class, 6th period, I was gratuitously pissed off, as I was wearing a rainbow ribbon as well as not speaking, and like more than half of the girls in that class said that was disgusting, and another girl told me that DOS was stupid and so, by extension, was I.

I never had a guy say anything worse than, "Ha, I'm gunna make fun of you now!" and most were just like "Oh, gay? Cool" and then go back to their thing.
And all the girls were just so much less than relaxed about it, I was just like "I hope that they all start their periods right now, a REAL gusher, with absoultely NO tampons.

Ugh, why can't everyone have a Y chromosome? :P

Oh, and do any of you remember Johnny Bravo? You know, that Cartoon Network show in the late 90's that continued airing forever, hell, I think it's still on sometimes?
Me and mine brother were watching it today on On Demand, and sometimes it just seems like an excercise in how much they could get away with.
There was this episode where they brought in Scooby Doo and his friends with Johnny Bravo, and they're visiting Johnny's aunt.
And Daphne's like "Hey, I'll take Velma and Shaggy and go up to the attic" and then Fred stops her, and winks at her.
Then she's like "Oh, wait, you guys check out the house, me and Fred will go down to the basement".
Hehehehe they're going down to touch each other innapropriately.
Then when Johnny's aunt is revealed to be the culprit, they tie Johnny to a tree, and then they're in the Mystery Machine driving away and the aunt starts touching Shaggy and says "Now that that's over, let's have some REAL fun!", then it shows Scooby poke his head out the back of the van and go "Scooby-doobie-doo!" and they drive away, and the episode ends before you get to see their massive orgy fest...
Awwwww...

But how are you guys doing?

Comments

Dracofangxxx's picture

I agree, girls can be major bitches

And not like me sort of bitches, but just like, ROYAL PAINS IN THE ASS.

But I mean, a really great girl like T-rex can just make my renew my faith in women :P
But the rest of them SUUUCK except the lesbians!

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Amazingly offensive <3

elph's picture

Scooby-Doo!

Yeah! It seems that some of the spin-offs of Scooby-Doo could be quite interesting!

(But... being on a pay channel... you probably had some knowledge of what possibilities lay ahead. No?)

From your local The Seattle Times from nearly 9 years ago:

http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/archive/?date=20020614&slug=s...

I guess you could say that for the right viewers some of those later shows were loaded with a lot of inspiring (and, not too subtle) gay innuendo.

So... should I assume that after the show... the TV was turned off and you each went to your respective rooms... to do homework? :)

****

btw... Did you keep a DVR copy for your mom... or set it to record today's episode?

HannahPajama's picture

There were tons of people I

There were tons of people I know that were doing it, like you and Shelby I think and this awesome girl in Health along with 2 or 3 other girls, and most people at least knew about DOS. Plus this suuuuuuper annoying girl was doing it, and I was like 'YESSSSSSS' on the inside, but then she quit by sixth period.
And you don't demand attention XD If it makes you feel better Katy and I decided to talk after a while, because it was to raise awareness and we both already knew about it.

loreonpravus's picture

Bitches be crazy. But that's

Bitches be crazy. But that's probably why I like 'em =P Men are much easier to deal with, though, I'll give you that. Those girls sound like damn idiots, though. I will join you in calling the wrath of lady-parts-gods upon them.

whateversexual_llama's picture

you know why girls are less

you know why girls are less straightforward than guys?

BECAUSE OUR SOCIETY TEACHES THEM TO DO THAT. AND FURTHER VALIDATING THOSE NEGATIVE SELF-VIEWS THAT THE MEDIA AND THE ENTIRE FUCKING AMERICAN POPULATION ATTACHES TO A FEMALE BODY DOES THE OPPOSITE OF HELP.

/angryfeminist

radiosilence95's picture

Obviously, I don't agree

Obviously, I don't agree with you about the whole being attracted to girls thing. I think men are selfish, sex-crazed losers who can't stop thinking about boobs long enough to actually act intelligent. I just relate to girls easier. Girls (most of them) are nicer, more compassionate, and they're not constantly thinking about how to get in someone's pants.

So there. ;)

whateversexual_llama's picture

you know why it seems like

you know why it seems like men are more selfish and focused on sex?

BECAUSE OUR SOCIETY HAS TAUGHT ALL MALE-BODIED PEOPLE TO BE THAT WAY.

*throws up hands frustratedly and storms off*

/angryfeminist #becausegoshdarnitthistooisafeministissue

loreonpravus's picture

*raises hand*

Uhm, I'm usually constantly thinking about how to get into an attractive girls pants. Unless I'm bleeding out of my own (sorry for the TMI). In which case I feel like throwing people out second-storey windows.

There are a select few guys who seem more intelligent than the general population; these guys don't appear to be sexing it up all the time and they are the ones which confuse me because I don't understand them. ...this is probably why I'm going into psych.

Dracofangxxx's picture

Boyfriend here

-hey chaddy, blue boy here. i hope you wern't upset after second and third period cause i was just messing whichu. i thought i would cause you was all silencey. you know i support you. so stop attacking me and i might be friendlier >:P
Amazingly offensive <3
~blue boy ;]

swimmerguy's picture

I REFUSE

I WILL CONTINUE TO BONE YOU WITH MY COFFEE MUG UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU LIKE IT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0&safe_search=on

Quietwarrior's picture

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That is why i don't call girls bitches anymore. Most of them (that i know) like the reference as it is commonly associated to the lead in TV and films like in Gossip girl and Mean girls. This entertainment promotes girls to having quick, witty and rude remarks, all to increase their popularity.

ChrisH1551's picture

XD

You make me laugh, so much. I was legit crying I was laughing so much. "I hope they all start their periods right now." :) Yes, I say that to some of the bitches at my school. They just walk off like I'm some stalker and knew they just menstruated. :D But yeah, I woke up and the first thing I said was "Fuck, I'm not supposed to talk today." I gave up at that point...I'm a veeerrrryyyy talkative person.

elph's picture

Please don't stop...

But, I'm sure that you've noted that you're up against some very stiff competition... but, inexplicably, not in this thread... so far :)

ChrisH1551's picture

But.

What kind of competition?
Sorry if any grammar from now for an hour is horrible. I'm using my iPod while hiding in the garage.

elph's picture

Reference is...

...to the totality of posts (and this is not a criticism... merely an observation!).

Oh boy... hiding... from your mom?

Whatever, I hope you're putting your time out of sight to good use!

ChrisH1551's picture

O_O

Just what the title says.

elph's picture

This...

...a response to my first comment... or to the one edited 30 seconds later?

You're just too quick for me. I hope this is not always the case :)

ChrisH1551's picture

DAMMIT!

Bwaha, didnt see you edited your comment. No, I'm hiding from my sister. I came up with my scheme to skip first period and I didn't realize she wakes up for college at this time. In my mind I'm thinking "FFFFFUUUUUU".