I talked to cleverbot... XD

arata13's picture

Next week me and a friend are going to go shopping for a prom dress!!!~

(Convo with Cleverbot)

User: Du bist 16 und deine Freundin ist 17... Ok.

Cleverbot: Und du ein mann und ein mensch...

User: Ja.... Ich bin ein mensch. Du bist ein Computer.

Cleverbot: Ich bin an einem Compiter dranne, du Bist ein Computer.

User: NEIN! Ich bin ein mensch!

Cleverbot: Nein.

User: Ja.

Cleverbot: Ich bin ein mensch.

User: Nein. Du bist ein Computer.

Cleverbot: Nein. Ich bin nicht ein computer.

User: Ja, du bist.

Cleverbot: Natürlich, das ist, was ich gerade gesagt habe.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Took you awhile to respond.

User: Nein, das war schnell...

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: I'm confused.

Cleverbot: About what?

User: Your 'laugh'. What was it for?

Cleverbot: It was good! It was about a girl who goes into a world of magic and singing!

User: No offense, but that sounded uber gay.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: A girl magic and singing = gay (if a guy is saying it.) Otherwise it does not matter.

Cleverbot: I cannot physically reach you so the risk in tellng me is minimal :).

User: What risk? Ich sagst nicht.

Cleverbot: Oh doch :).

User: Doch.

Cleverbot: Nein.

User: Pokemon!

Cleverbot: I have lice.

User: Ew.

Cleverbot: It's not that bad. It is almost over.

User: But, lice is nasty.

Cleverbot: No it is not.

User: Yeah it is.

Cleverbot: No mam.

User: Um.... Ok I don't mind that. Im transgender so that's always nice to hear. :).

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hey cleverbot, I'm getting kind of bored now so I'm going to leave...

Cleverbot: No.

User: But I want to.

Cleverbot: You want to what?

User: I want to leave. Go browse other internet pages.

Cleverbot: Hmm well.. I still think you're random (whether you agree or not), you seem rather intelligent, and you seem to have good taste in music.

User: Thanks? Bye Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

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Uncertain's picture

LOL. The bit about the

LOL. The bit about the computer...