Good Workouts+Ingoring Disgruntled Old Guys+Pet Cocks+Ingoring Immature Old Guys and A Whiny Teen+Mass Effect 2= A Damn Good Day

Yamamoto's picture

Well guys I know you have heard egough of me bicth recently, but now I am back on top and feeling better a good talk with a speical friend Lonewolf... *Gives a thrid huggles* Anyway I have had some good things happen to me today up in that little title of mine so it is time to explian the little eqaution that made today a good day... :D

First Part: A Good Workout: That is right guys I went for the second day in a row to contiune my workout program, to try and burn off my fat I have build up recently. Yet not only that, I have also completely cut out soda and tried to cut down on food to just 1500 calories a day :P So I am hoping that I can really loose this weight by the end of the summer and look good and trim for the boys at Alabama :D

Second Part: Pet Cock: Yeah I know exactlly where all your minds went.... right to the fucking gutter. Yet that is not where I am going. Becuase I am talking about 'Big Red' my Rhode Island Red Rooster :D Techincally he lives at my grannies, but I consider him and the other chickens to be my pets becuse I go over every day to check on them and make sure they are feed. Most of them are just adorable biddys and just go around chirping in such a cute way. Of course one of them is completely handicaped form where it was attacked by a wild animal :( Poor thing one leg is completely paralyzed and so has to push itself around on the other leg... It is so pitaful. I have to help it drink, by holding it near the bowl and everything, but I plan on making sure it stays alive like the rest of them. :D

Final Part: Mass Effect 2: If you play vedio games and don't know about this game, which in my opintion is the best game in the world, then you can just get out of town. :P.... Becuase I love to play it all the time as my female... I mean 'Really feminine dude'... charater that just likes to snog all over the Garrus :P I mean I have jacked off to him more than once and even have a few rule 34s with him looking over his shoulder and reaching down bettewen his legs to rub his dick :P Hmmm... Tasty Garrus... I would like to suck on that any day... Oh wait... yeah back to reality. I like to play on Mass Effect 2 on the hardest difficulty level, and I am trying to earn the achievement by finishing the game like that. I would have already done so, but my old X-box 360 broke and I had to get a new one which doesn't use the newer X-box 360s hard drives and for some reason you can't transfer the data... :( Luckily I didn't have to rebuy anything, but I did have to start a lot of games over. Whic h fucking sucked :P

The other Parts: You know who you are, and I am not naming names and no starting fights. Please only reply to this with fun postive things becusae that is what this journal is for... and yes that includes the sex joke I know is coming form someone who is part of that eqaution :P

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Yamamoto's picture

A biddy is just a chick...

A biddy is just a chick... :P

I love my rooster... is name is Big Red becuase he is a Rhode Island Red, but I have yet to get him to eat out of my hand yet. He is very skiddish aorund people :P

radiosilence95's picture

Oh. I feel stupid

Oh. I feel stupid XD

Roosters can be pretty mean. And territorial. I'd be surprised if you actually DID get him to eat right out of your hand.

Yamamoto's picture

Well the lady we got him

Well the lady we got him form told me that I could make this type of rooster into a pet... and the same thing with the hen that we got who was of the same speices... :) So I am just going to keep spending time with them ever day until they trust me. I did get the biddies to eat out of my hand. Same thing with the disabiled hen who was attacked, by a wild animal and has one leg it can't use and the other it has to push itself along with :( Yet that thing is doing fine and gets to where it wants to go. :) It may be disabiled, but it is living life to the fullest... like me :D That is why I adore my little "No Leg' so much... Plus I can pick her up and hold her... and I swear before the end of the summer I shall do the same with Big Red :P

radiosilence95's picture

That's so cool :P You should

That's so cool :P You should put them on leashes and walk them in public XD

MacAvity's picture

I had chickens once. I had

I had chickens once.
I had an Auricana (?) hen and a Bantam cock, but then we had to give the Bantam to a friend because our neighbors complained about the noise. Then later we got a Barred Rock hen.

Yamamoto's picture

Personally I will have to

Personally I will have to tell the neighbors to go fuck themselves if they ever complian about my chickens :P... Becuase nothing could make me want to get rid of my rooster. They can complain all they want, but I would never get rid of him... *Cuddles his rooster* :D

ShowMeLove's picture

Mass Effect 2 rocks!

I enjoyed it SO much more than the first one. I haven't beat it nearly as many times as you, though. I've just gone through it twice. I might try another run through if my nephew ever remembers to bring it back.

And those pictures of Garrus and Wrex are pretty disturbing. Never wanted to see quite so much of them. :P

Oh, and you should totally be able to transfer your old Xbox 360 data. I'd just Google it if you haven't already. Or here: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_transfer_your_Xbox_360_memory_to_a_...) I can't vouch for whether or not this works since I haven't needed to do it myself, but it should) It would suck to lose all your hard earned achievements :)

"Sometimes it takes another to show us the truths we hide from ourselves."
-Leliana, Dragon Age

Yamamoto's picture

Oh don't worry... I didn't

Oh don't worry... I didn't loose all my achievements :D Luckily :P I mean sinice I had a X-Box Live account on AndolluvGarrus :P... That meant I could just do a transfer via the internet :D It was pretty bad ass :D Yet what I lost was all of my saved games, and Mass Effect 2 file which I worked so hard to build so that I had a super prefect ending and everything, plus had completed all the DLC?... Yet luckily all of those came back too sinice they are saved on your X-box Live account :D

YAY for X-Box live :P

Awww, but I love seeing that much of Garrus... my only complant was the fact I could be a guy shepard and hook up with Thane... I mean I tried to, and for awhile it seemed like you could sinice the coversation seemed to be taking the same direction it does with a female shepard, but then suddenly it just changed... I think the makers of the game where going to have it and they just backed out of it becuase of attempting to market it to that certian group of young teen guys who are like 'ewww gay stuff'... and they even kept the lesbians options..... I mean every guy wants to see girl on girl... *Sighs and shakes head*

ShowMeLove's picture

Oh, okay, I see what you mean about losing the data now.

The same-sex options in Mass Effect so far have been pretty tame. No m/m options, and the girls have Liara but she isn't "technically" female as Asaris don't have a gender like humans, but she looks and sounds awfully female to me ;) The flirting with the assistant in ME2 was cute, but the payoff was kinda awkward. Apparently there will be more same-sex options in ME3, did you hear about that?

Have you ever played Dragon Age: Origins or Dragon Age 2? They might not be your type of game, but I love them (especially Origins. Oh, Leliana, my love. *gush*) and both of them have both f/f and m/m options :)

"Sometimes it takes another to show us the truths we hide from ourselves."
-Leliana, Dragon Age

Yamamoto's picture

Yay.... I am gald for that

Yay.... I am gald for that about Mass Effect 3, but I don't know if I want to go through 2 games with no romance, just to have one there tacked on at the end if you know what I mean :P

Ah yes... fun times with Zeveran... or I think that his how you spell his name... :P... that little horny elf :P He was certianly my little buddy :D

625539's picture

I don't mean to be a bitch,

I don't mean to be a bitch, but isn't 1500 calories the amount of food you should be having? Most of the nutritional information you see on packaging (here in Canada atleast) is based on a 1500 cal diet...

Though any healthy choices are a good thing (-: congrats

ChrisH1551's picture

Well, the US is known for

Well, the US is known for obesity, and all our shit says 2000. >.>

Yamamoto's picture

And there was kind of the

And there was kind of the fact I was eating more than 2000 calories... :P So a cut down to only 1500 calories is a big deal in health for me. So don't worry you didn't sound like a bicth :P

Thank you for the support :D

Dracofangxxx's picture

Agree with the below,

But I also think the calorie requirements differ by age. 2000 is enough for teens/young adults. I think adults require 1500 because their metabolism slows down or whatever.
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That's redick!

everynothing's picture

Ahhh

I ENVY YOU.
I want chickens so bad.
But my dear doggies would kill them first thing. Living in the country, I am often not home, so I wouldnt be able to control their killer instinct...
And I've tried having a rabbit in a cage. But not only did I feel cruel, but the dogs somehow go the door unlatched, and ate the rabbit.

So no chickens for me :/

Also, working out should improve your mood insanely!
As well as the calorie reduction :P
But make sure to make sure that what you do eat is healthy and full of vitamins!
Or, y'know, take a daily vitamin, and eat healthy yummy stuff!

I've never heard of that game, I mostly just play RPGs or zombie games.
It sounds cool though O:

Ahh...
Though, Yama, I'm glad you were honest in your post.
Because this site is about honesty and letting your feelings out, so far I have seen.
You were pretty obvious about it though :P

~The Sweet Escape is Always Laced with the Familiar Taste of Poison~