SCARRED...FOR...LIFE...AAAAAAHHHHH.

ChrisH1551's picture

Okay, so I was on Swimmerguy's journal, with the huge ass cyst or whatever, and I was reading these comments. I've seen 2 girls 1 cup, so I should've left when I realized the comparison....but no. My curiosity got the better of me, and I found myself opening an InPrivate Browsing Session, to get to know what the BME Pain Olympics are all about..

OH
MY
GOD
I have never seen something so gag-worthy. I'm not one for throwing up at nasty things, but I legitimately reached for the nearby trashcan. That is HORRIBLE. WHO WOULD DO THAT? And then, just when I thought I've had enough, I go and look up 1 guy 1 screwdriver....SO MUCH BLOOD. WHAT THE FUCK? Really, that CANNOT feel good. Not in the slightest...my penis hurts just thinking about it. ~_~

So, not much is new with Life. My mom was talking to me about how she doesn't want my sister to date this black guy called Q. She says she isn't rascist, but getting out of the car I said "You are so rascist! AND HOMOPHOBIC!" I instantly covered my mouth. I was still in the mindset of, as I usually am now that I see her, "She'll-kick-me-out-if-I-end-up-liking-cock". she looks at me like "What the fuck, why bring that up?" And I was just like "Shit shit shit...make random conversation!" So I get her to talk about me getting my permit in half a year. ^_^. But yeah...I made homemade Vanilla Milkshakes, for me and Sister...you know...I'd rather her tell everyone. Just to get it over with. SophomoreCrush's statuses are all depressed, like "no guy will ever fall in love with me, why do I even bother" and I just want to find his house, kiss him, and tell him that it will get better. That I'm here for him, and will be, forever. But this stupid Closet..why couldn't I just be born with rainbows shooting out of my mom's vagina? Would that be subtle enough?? Gah, bedtime. The countdown continues!!! Less than 2 weeks of school left. Like, 9 now. :3 And I didn't fall asleep while reading To Kill a Student's Attention Span, er, I mean Mockingbird. XD But I did fall asleep in French for the 1st time ever. O_O Nighty night, everyone. :3

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kamkam's picture

two things

1: if I was you I would have said "FUCK THIS SHIT IM GAY AND I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK"

2: I feel sorry for you that you have two weeks left of school my school ends in two days :)

may the crests of light,love,hope,courage,and kindness shine brightly on a new day.

swimmerguy's picture

WHAT THE CRAP

We have a month of school left. I determine this grossly unfair.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0&safe_search=on

Yamamoto's picture

Nah Nah Nah Nah.... Nah Nah

Nah Nah Nah Nah.... Nah Nah Nah Nah... I knew I would get someone with that pain olpymics finals. I just knew that someone would go and look at it :P I could never finish it becuase it made me vomit everytime I tried to wacth... to tell the truth :P

jeff's picture

Well...

It could have been worse. You could have landed on lemonparty.org or glassass.com.

Seriously, don't go to either of those. ;-)

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"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." - Kurt Cobain

Yamamoto's picture

Jeff is right on that one

Jeff is right on that one people... just dont... *Shudders* Lemon party is not so bad.... glass ass... *Shudders*

everynothing's picture

Tch, Lightweights!

BME Pain Olympics didn't even make me cringe!
But I'm a fan of all things gorey and disgusting, so maybe I'm just immune to disturbing things.

~The Sweet Escape is Always Laced with the Familiar Taste of Poison~

loreonpravus's picture

Dammit people. Stop talking

Dammit people. Stop talking about this shit because I REALLY want to go look it up. And I am squeamish. I know I am squeamish. Unfortunately I also am extremely curious. Argh...

lemonparty is gross but not the stuff of empty-stomach-contents-have-nightmares. I just googled glassass... and I'll stop there.

ChrisH1551's picture

Yeah, I just looked up

Yeah, I just looked up Glassass too.....awduabgwifwifuaiwbiabgfbakw..>.<

funnyflyby's picture

Yeah, I've avoided looking at these AND I'M NOT GONNA LOOK

'To Kill A Student's Attention Span'

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAyep just laughed about that for wayyyy too long.
As I did for the rainbows shooting out from your mom's vagina when you were born.

Gahah. Oh, whatever, go kiss the guy already. It's an opportunity, alright?
Easier said than done, I know, but I feel like ordering people to improve their lives right now.

Wow.woW

jeff's picture

Well...

And there's always http://www.twoguysonehorse.com/

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"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." - Kurt Cobain

Yamamoto's picture

I am betting this leads to

I am betting this leads to beastiallity which proably means I will jack off if I look at it :P

ChrisH1551's picture

:/

The beginning says it's fake. I watched it before...O_O