I am very tired, so this probably will make little sense. I am now officially allowed to be mostly nocturnal for the next 3 months of my life. Everything is amazing. Except I had to get up earlyish today, so I'm already tired at 3 a.m.
I need to talk to FCG soon, but she is, unfortunately, not nocturnal, and I am scared to bother her while she is at work, because I'm not entirely sure what she does or how busy she is. I'm afraid I may be slipping into lameness... No, we cannot have this. No lame. There is no reason to be lame; this is FCG, who hugs me and asks me to touch her hair. I still hate myself for Thursday. I'm going to keep repeating "No lame," and maybe it will become true. No lame, no lame, no lame, no lame. I am also craving cheese puffs, but my sister put her nasty hands in them, so no cheese puffs. Oh, and I have to pee really badly, but my toilet is somehow broken (hello, sister who uses my bathroom without telling me and manages to use up half a roll of toilet paper in one go) so I have to walk down the hall. Bleh.
SOOO GUESS WHO ACTUALLY PASSED CHEMISTRY DESPITE BARELY EVEN STUDYING FOR THE FINAL? I did! Me! Hell yeah! Hahaha! And I even somehow did well on the final too! I made a 90 on my final, which I was so convinced I'd fail. And before I went into the test, some of my friends stopped me in the parking lot and gave me this huge thing of candy because I threw away their trash all year at lunch. And it's all actually good candy too! Yeah, I think I'm gonna forget about losing 10 pounds. Hahaha.
So, in more frustrating news, a damn 8-year-old picked an argument with me earlier tonight. My sister has her MEGA annoying friend over for the night, and I want to beat myself in the head with a hammer. They did nothing but screech for 3 hours or so. They freakin' finally went to bed, though.
Brat Sister left her diary out in the living room, and her friend almost read it, which caused Brat Sister to squall because she had written about her "boyfriend" in there, "boyfriend" being in quotation marks because he isn't exactly aware of the fact that he's her boyfriend.
Brat Sister: AAAAAHHHHHHHH NO I WROTE ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND IN THERE
Annoying Friend: Hahaha! What if I read it anyway?
Brat Sister: NOOOOOO
Annoying Friend: Hey, Super Duck?
Annoying Friend: Do you have a boyfriend?
Annoying Friend: Whyyyy?
BECAUSE I'M A MEGA SUPER ULTRA HOMO. Except I am, for some unknown reason, banned from telling my sister that I am gay, so I sure wasn't going to tell her friend.
Me: Because I don't want one.
Annoying Friend: But you will!
Me: Nope, and I can promise you that.
Annoying Friend: But all girls do!
Annoying Friend: You have to have a boyfriend.
Me: No, I don't. Trust me on this one.
Annoying Friend: But you HAVE to!
Me: ((getting annoyed)) I don't have to do anything.
Annoying Friend: But all girls--
Annoying Friend: But--
Me: I. DON'T. LIKE. BOYS.
Annoying Friend: But you will!
I just got up and went back to my room after that. I hate little kids in their annoying phase. My mom has finally started to take notice of my sister's extreme annoyingness, so hopefully something will be done about that soon. But unfortunately, even if my mom manages to fix her annoyingness, her friends will still suck big time.
I get extra annoyed at this subject because I get it all the freakin' time. Is there some unwritten rule that says all 16-year-old girls MUST be obsessed with guys? I mean, people can't read minds, so I don't expect them to be able to tell I'm obsessed with girls instead, but can't they just assume I'm completely disinterested or something after I say no the first 32453 times?
It just frustrates me, everybody assuming I desire cock... I guess I can sort of forgive people who don't really know me. But sometimes my own friends do it, and it's annoying. I'll be all like, "I'm gay," and they'll either laugh or ignore it. Only a few have ever actually taken it seriously. And whenever I tell FCG stories, one of my friends is even all like, "Oooh, you LOVE that girl in your French class, don't you~! You're always talking about how amazing you think she is. Am I invited to the wedding?" and then 10 minutes later will tell me I just absolutely have to watch some movie because it has "hot shirtless guys," and I'll be all like, "But this is my favorite picture in the universe," and she'll STILL somehow think I'm straight.
So, anyway, moving on from that now! Today I went to Gamestop to pick up a DS game I wanted sooooo badly for so long... and had no idea it had already been out for 2 months. :( Okamiden. The original Okami game is pretty much my favorite game of all time, so naturally I had to have the sequel. It's pretty cool so far.
Usually I'm afraid to go to that particular Gamestop, because one time about a year ago, I went in and tried to get something (can't even remember what now) and this stupid greasy-looking employee guy was all, "No, you're a girl, so you wouldn't want that," and it pissed me off. If I see him, I'll STILL leave without buying anything. But today the people were super nice. That guy wasn't anywhere in sight. Instead, there was this other guy there who actually talked to me about the game like I was a person instead of some terrible beast worthy of contempt. That was nice. Maybe I'll go back to Gamestop now. Maybe they fired Mr. Douchebagface...
Also my mother is now officially an unintentional ladies' magnet. I am jealous. FCG used to have a giant crush on her, and today my friend who's 19, married, and completely hetero said, "Super Duck, I think I'm obsessed with your mom."
Why? Just... Why?
The good news: I look just like my mom did in high school. Maybe one day girls will finally like me too.