The Fabulous Destiny of Darth Vader

Super Duck's picture

Yesterday morning, Girl Best Friend texted me to tell me that she finally got a car and that she wanted me to see it. So she came to my house, and we went for a ride in it. It's nice! Except we kind of almost got lost because all the roads out here in Bumblefuck look the same.

So, now that Osama Bin Laden is dead, every redneck on my news feed on facebook is saying he's not dead and that he has really been Obama all along, so this whole thing is a government cover-up. Another one of these gems is that Osama isn't really dead and is plotting to ally with Obama and take over the world and kill white people. The conspiracies that these people come up with are almost hilarious in a sick kinda way.

My sister keeps listening to this shitty band named something like Big Time Rush because she thinks they are hot, and it's irritating me to death. I think I need to buy her some headphones. Or blast good music. Hmm.

Also, my mom and her boyfriend keep coming in my room when I'm not there and stealing art supplies and leaving candy wrappers everywhere. Not cool. Also, my mom's boyfriend thought it would be SO FUN to play the guitar in the middle of the night last night. NOT OKAY. This meant I got 4 hours of sleep. I was quite clear that I had to wake up at 6:00. Now they are being annoying directly outside of my room. I just want them to leave me alone right now.

Wednesday is getting closer and closer. I feel sick to think about it. FCG told us that she was scared to leave and that she would miss us. I tried to get the teacher to let her have an extra credit opportunity so she can get that 90, but I don't think it worked, sadly. I don't think she is going to get the 90 with just 2 days left, but she keeps adamantly insisting that she'll find a way. Then IG stole her attention for a while, which is not at all acceptable right now.

I felt a random urge to look at the facebook page of the last girl I liked, I guess in hopes to inspire me to not repeat the epic failure I experienced with her. When she left, she was one of my best friends, and now I haven't seen her in a year, nor have I talked to her since October. I don't even remember what her voice sounded like. She was fun, though. She liked good music, puppies, and "accidentally" showing me up her skirt. She had blonde hair and pale blue eyes, just like FCG. I think she had something to do with me developing a preference for that because I can't remember even giving it any thought before 8th grade.

I didn't have time to dread that previous girl leaving, so this sicky dread feeling is new. On the last day of 8th grade, I asked her if she had turned in the sheet with her class choices for high school. (You know what is hilarious and a little ironic in hindsight? I had originally planned on taking Spanish instead of French just so I could have all my classes with her.) She said, "Oh, no, I don't need to because I'm moving... Bye, Super Duck!" then announced it to everyone else. That was not one of my better days.

So, anyway, I've been enjoying soft-ish music like Secondhand Serenade lately. Can anyone recommend some good new stuff?


ChrisH1551's picture


Our seniors get 15 days left...well, 14. And this one guy I liked was a senior, and I had this whole plot to find out if he was gay, but we stopped talking, so it kidna just dropped there.

Now, good music wise...I lvoe Linken Park and Owl City right now. More specically, "Waiting for the End" and "Vanilla Twilight" I hate "Fireflies" by Owl city though...horrible...

And thanks, now I have "Fall For You" stuck in my head.

Super Duck's picture

14, while not good, is a

14, while not good, is a hell of a lot better than 1... Wanna trade? :(

Ooh, I had forgotten about Owl City!

radiosilence95's picture

Big Time Rush is HORRIBLE.

Big Time Rush is HORRIBLE. My ears bleed and a part of my soul is raped when I hear those jerkwads "sing." Seriously, why doesn't your sister use headphones?

Soft-ish music:
-All Time Low
-Dashboard Confessional
-Plain White T's
-The Spill Canvas

ChrisH1551's picture

Hm ...

My ears bleed and a part of my soul is raped when I hear those jerkwads "sing."

So, it's like Rebecca Black and justin Bieber in BoyBand form?

radiosilence95's picture

Haha, yes, it's exactly like

Haha, yes, it's exactly like that! Like, if Justin Bieber and the Backstreet Boys had a massive orgy, and the Backstreet Boys got Justin Bieber pregnant, Big Time Rush would be the baby.

And the Backstreet Boys would have to pay child support...

Super Duck's picture

Thanks for the suggestions!

I love The Spill Canvas. :D

Ugh, yeah, Big Time Rush is pretty bad... My sister doesn't use headphones because she "doesn't like them." She doesn't like the kind that go into your ears, so I'll get her some of those cheap old-school over-the-head ones next time I see some.

Ambition15's picture

I know that band is so

I know that band is so annoying!! I like P!nk, but that's not really slow music... All time low and some of Paramores stuff is good.

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they attack you, then you win." -M. Gandhi

Super Duck's picture

Thank you!!

Thank you!!

625539's picture

anthems for a seventeen year

anthems for a seventeen year old girl - broken social scene

Super Duck's picture

This sounds familiar! I

This sounds familiar! I think it's in the Scott Pilgrim movie?

Dracofangxxx's picture

Hey! T-rex asked about you today!

Well, only sort of. She actually asked about "how the girl your friend likes is doing". And I was confused, and she was like "THE GAY ONE IN THE CLOSET!"

I think she wanted to know if it was safe to come out by following her favorite long-lost relative XP

Anyways, hope that cheers you up :3
Amazingly offensive <3

Super Duck's picture

Haha, really? She asked that

Haha, really? She asked that just like... out of nowhere? That is great!

Dracofangxxx's picture

COMPLETELY out of nowhere!

She was staring at me and I noticed and she shouted it across the French class!

I don't know if it was a cover-up or what, but it was hilarious!
Amazingly offensive <3

lamb_da's picture

One republic And of course

One republic
And of course owl city :P
Smile by uncle kracker
Better together by jack Johnson
Bobby hebb- sunny
Bruno mars
Colbie callait
Dancing in the moonlight by king harvest
Michael bublé
Nat king Cole
Out of my league by Stephan sparks
The temptations

You're so beautiful, you made me forget my pick up line. ;)

Super Duck's picture

Thank you!

Thank you!

icameherealone's picture

dont let history repeat itself

Or your back to "what if". You can change it, if you want it bad enough. Recent fav music.. fleet foxes, new radiohead, Zero 7, adele, band of horses, my morning jacket, broken bells, elbow, Lissie, and Sia

Super Duck's picture

Thanks for the suggestions!

Yeah, I really don't want history to repeat itself... :(

whateversexual_llama's picture

aww but big time rush

aww but big time rush signifies the triumphant (ish) return of the terrible boy band!!!!!! =oooo

xD jk jk.

my favorite musician now (and forever) is Chris Pureka.

Super Duck's picture

Haha, I guess it does!

Haha, I guess it does!