What was the most embarrassing thing ever for you?

swimmerguy's picture

I have 2 answers maybe, one was when me and my brother got lost and had to be rescued by helicopter, which was absolutely humiliating.

But the other is probably more embarrassing, which is about a year ago now, I had a girlfriend, and I was all miserable.
So I called the national radio show Loveline, and then made a mess of myself, to people all over the country. I was thinking afterwards "So now it's not enough to be an idiot anymore? You have to be a nationally witnessed idiot?"

And I guess I've also had several embarrassing moments relating to sexuality... :P
But those are different, and numerous.
So anyway, what have been your most embarrassing moments?


elph's picture

Not embarrassing... but shame!

Shame that I was seemingly incapable of reciprocating my parents' love.

Now... it's much too late :(

Just a footnote: One has no concept of shame except through a fundamentalist Christian upbringing... This is their bedrock!

Ambition15's picture

Had a fantasy about the girl

Had a fantasy about the girl I liked then she was the first person I saw the next day. Awkward........;)

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they attack you, then you win." -M. Gandhi

elph's picture


Even without telling her about your fantasy?

Or... did you? :)

kamkam's picture


when my uncle bought his policeman friend to school to talk to me

may the crests of light,love,hope,courage,and kindness shine brightly on a new day.

elph's picture

Are you going to tell us...

About what?

kamkam's picture


I was going through a depression stage and he said I was going to go insane and that he would have to put in a juvenile detention center if it continued.

may the crests of light,love,hope,courage,and kindness shine brightly on a new day.

lonewolf678's picture


That dude with the cop friend is such a douche. I would've been like "BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!".

elph's picture

I'm so sorry...

That must have been very difficult to explain... particularly if any of your friends observed.

I hope all is now fine! Depression can be hell, if not treated properly.

The good thing, however, is that it showed that your uncle was truly concerned... (I hope that's what it was.)

funnyflyby's picture

Ah, well,

I'm not easily embarrassed, but a couple months ago I started hyperventilating in gym class, kinda collapsed, and came really close to vomiting on Bday. I was, like, gagging... and I seriously don't know if gaj noticed, but I was on the floor, gagging, with like 40 people watching me. 'Twas not fun.

whateversexual_llama's picture

once upon a time i was

once upon a time i was waiting for a friend to meet me at my car and my favorite song came on while i was sitting in my car and i started singing along really loud with my eyes closed and she watched me rocking out through the window for like 3 minutes before i noticed her.

radiosilence95's picture

I'm such an awkward person, it's hard to choose.

Well, Amber finding out about my feelings for her was incredibly embarrassing, more so for me than her...

And there was this one time my friends and I went bowling in 8th grade, and I threw up all over the seats. It was the one and only time in my life that I ever got incredibly sick. To this day, my friends still won't let me live that memory down...

625539's picture

having my boyfriend's mom

having my boyfriend's mom pick me up at the police station, it was the first time i met her.

Dracofangxxx's picture

Um once at a birthday party...

I had on my headphones in my CD player, and I thought I was singing quietly, until her parents came downstairs and got mad and took my CD player away.

Apparently I was screaming...
Amazingly offensive <3

ChrisH1551's picture


first, I'm overweight. So when I was running the mile in gym in 5th grade, I began blacking out, and I collapsed, and everyone was laughing and I was crying. -_-

alexander_'s picture


Well, in 2nd grade..... I wore my pj's on a Friday, but our pj day was on Monday. D: Who has a PJ day on a Monday?!?!?! It was terrible :'(
More recently, i was "running" the mile in gym. I had a sweat tea in my hand and was wearing really nice clothes, simply to piss my ignorant, homophobic gym teacher off. Well, i fell and broke my ankle and was on crutches for four weeks afterwards. He still laughs at me!