Update on Mega Bitch (Mom)

ChrisH1551's picture

Here's a conversation we had today. >.>

Mom: (talking about a car) That's pretty gay.
Me: So it's homosexual?
Mom: Pretty Much.
Me: I hope you know homophobia makes me sick, and people like that are heartless.
Mom: I was just being, er, sarcrastic.
Me: Right. I bet you're sarcastic about your rascism as well?
Mom: O_O
~~~~~ 5 Minutes Later ~~~~~
Me: (Singing my heart out to Blasphemy by Cinema Bizarre)
Mom: Is that a Christian Band?
Me: No, not really.
Mom: Huh? (Herp Derp)
Me: The lead singer is bisexual, and he's singing about being in love with a guy and everyone saying it's blasphemy.
Mom: Oh...why are you listening to those queers?
Me: *Le Gasp* because queers rock.
Mom: You aren't one so why should it matter?
Me: Have I mentioned that I support gay marriage, and I'm strictly against homophobia?
Mom: Yeah, doesn't mean you should grasp it and be like one of them.
Me: You're being a bitch today. Just lettin' you know.
Mom: *gasp* Love you too...
Me: (You won't when I tell you I'm gay. XD) Oh, I should let you know, I made a black gay friend. :D (And I seriously did)
Mom: O_O
~~~~~When We Get Home ~~~~~
Dad: What's up with your mom?
Me: She's mad because I called her out on her rascism and homophobia.
Dad: Good. She does need to work on that.
Me: I told her about my black gay friend too. She was pretty happy about it.
Dad: XD

So yeah, after dealing through Summer Gym with my friends going "That's Gay" I have to hear it from my mom too? What the fuck is wrong with people now adays. Why can't love be accepted, and why is anger towards people tolerated? People are just...rawr...fucking rawr...

On a different note, I fell asleep listening to Cinema Bizarre last night, because I am now obsessed with them, and I had some FREAKY ASS DREAMS. Like, wow. i don't even remember, but I just remember that when I woke up, I was like, scared. o_o Ever have those? You wake up, think "What did I dream about" and remember the feeling you had during the dream? I'm guessing it was a nightmare, but whatever. I'm horrible at Dream Recall.

Well, Desperate Housewives is calling. I must bid you all ado for another day. So, ado.

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funnyflyby's picture

Nice doin' BUISNESS with ya!

I won't, don't worry.

Wait, does this mean I have to give you Darren Criss now?
Wow.woW

ChrisH1551's picture

Fine. *hands over a

Fine. *hands over a bound-and-gagged Naya Rivera* DONT BREAK HER.
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~I don't need no fakes around me, all I want is you to be with me...here I am...~

Dracofangxxx's picture

:O

THE GAJMASTER SAID "SHE"!
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That's redick!

funnyflyby's picture

DAMN! I forgot!

Wow.woW

jeff's picture

Also...

Homophobia is learned behavior, so you were taught it, whether expressly or not.

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"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." - Kurt Cobain

Yamamoto's picture

By who?... It would have had

By who?... It would have had to been through the media or by peers becuase I have no family memeber who acted like... and I doubt media becuae I never wacthed much TV when I was young. So unless it was the fact all those kids called me "gay" for no reason what so ever in thrid grade then there is really no point in my life that could have happened.

jeff's picture

It is usually....

... from other kids.

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"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." - Kurt Cobain

lonewolf678's picture

Hmm,

Well if Yamamoto is Gay he can say it. But that doesn't really mean he can say it if it offends others.

jeff's picture

Usually...

The rule would be if he is gay, he can call other gays faggots.

It wouldn't make sense to be gay and say "That's so gay" to mean negative things. Now, if you start saying "That's so gay" to things that are awesome, then sure. I'm all for that...

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"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." - Kurt Cobain

lonewolf678's picture

Yeah,

I should have been more specific that if it were refering to a situation of anything in a positive context.

Yamamoto's picture

It was funny I actually had

It was funny I actually had someone say the word faggot around me... and I had a friend speak up and say, "Hey now... only Brian can use that word... I think he has earned the right to use it." Of course it was in a joking tone, but he has used that joke in many differnt forms basically meaning... becuase I am gay I can say that or the other jokes ;P

whateversexual_llama's picture

i think one of the issues

i think one of the issues with people saying "thats so gay" even when they don't mean to be homophobic is that they don't realize that there MIGHT be a gay person in the room, somebody who IS offended by it. It doesn't personally offend me, either, when people say that, but I find its easier to avoid the conflict and say "well, that really gets under certain peoples' skin, and i don't want THEM to be hurt or upset." y'know?

lonewolf678's picture

LOL

You should play some Islamic music just to get a reaction from your mother. Or maybe put on some Twisted Sister and get into Glamour Metal. I'd hate to think that you're restricted to one music genre. Are you restricted to Christian Music by your parents or just your mother?

ChrisH1551's picture

Cinema Bizarre isn't

Cinema Bizarre isn't Christian though. o_o

lonewolf678's picture

Oh,

Ok, noted.
:-D LOL

funnyflyby's picture

Nice work!

Pissing off ignorant mothers = very good thing. And if your dad is cool, that's really awesome!

At some point you should sing the queer verse of Born This Way :P It's a bad song, so not too much, but enough to annoy your mother and if she complains just say, 'It's popular music, Mom! This is the kind of thing your average person listens to these days!'

Wow.woW

funnyflyby's picture

Wow.

I mean, Chris didn't even SAY anything against anyone in particular, and there's no Shelby, and this journal is STILL going insane.

Chris, do you have some sort of debate-attracting powers?

Wow.woW

jeff's picture

basically...

There is a sexual heat between Yama, Chris and lonewolf that only a torrid three-way could remove.

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"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." - Kurt Cobain

funnyflyby's picture

That makes sense.

(I suppose I was sort of asking for that xD)

Wow.woW

ChrisH1551's picture

Hm...

No no no...Yama's not my type.

Sorry, but I don't go for the Dramawhores. ^_^

Yamamoto's picture

Hm No no no... Chris's not

Hm

No no no... Chris's not my type.

Sorry, but I don't go for little Bicthes... :P

whateversexual_llama's picture

mmm. post THAT picture on

mmm. post THAT picture on Magic Fantastic's journal entry plz?

juuuust kidding.

Dracofangxxx's picture

Hmm.

You bring me up on here too? I feel special.
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That's redick!