My mom has been gone for a month, and she immediately starts bitching and whining the second she walks in the door. I wish she'd just get the hell out again. Can't stand her. She was mad because there was a cup in the sink (Wow, maybe I actually have things do to do during the day and can't empty the dishwasher until the afternoon!) and then because the house wasn't just totally stocked with fresh groceries. I did go grocery shopping last week... but I kind of, you know, had to eat a little. She also started crying because I didn't have any salad stuff, and she wanted salad. You know, they make this thing called a grocery store.
She literally just started crying AGAIN and saying she was going to have a heart attack because she left some makeup at her friend's house. OH NO, IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD. It's not like her friend can like, mail it to her or anything. Nope. The sun is not going to come up tomorrow, and we will all drop dead. Now, I am a 16-year-old girl who loves her sparkly purple eyeshadow, but I don't think I'd CRY and SAY I WAS GOING TO DIE if I left it somewhere.
She called my dad to cry to him. I am not even kidding. She even made him come to our house and listen to her CRY ABOUT MAKEUP. How is it even his problem!? She "can't go anywhere" without it, and she is just sooo miserable. Gee, if it's that big of a deal, she can borrow some of mine. I mean, it's pretty 16-year-old-girl-ish, but we have the same skin tone and eye color, and this is obviously a huge-ass deal. She can HAVE it if it will shut up her asinine blubbering.
What. A. Fucking. WHINER.
You know who is actually strangely pleasant right now? THE BRAT CHILD! She isn't even whining or anything! It's like my mom stole her whininess.
They're supposed to go somewhere else on Monday, but my mom refuses to go anywhere without her toiletry bag. Well, damn, if it'll get her away from me again, I'LL pay whatever it costs her friend to mail it to her.
Would it make me an asshole if I stayed at my dad's house tonight? Because I am like, 90% considering it. I can't stand this fuckery.