fainting spells

625539's picture

Guys, girls,

When you have relationship problems, just have sex and everything will be ok for long enough until you plan your next move. ~

Just make it seem like the other person's idea.

~tried and tested~

Comments

elph's picture

Will...

...an imaginary partner suffice if it's an emergency? :)

jeff's picture

Err...

Why would you be having relationship problems with an imaginary partner? That's the height of misguided pessimism, no? ;-)

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"Why be given a body if you have to keep it locked up in a case like a rare, rare fiddle?" - Katherine Mansfield

lonewolf678's picture

Well,

that doesn't sound entirely right, it's basically procrastination.

arata13's picture

True, but it works well

True, but it works well enough...

jeff's picture

Well...

If you have to choose between procrastination with sex, and procrastination without sex...

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"Why be given a body if you have to keep it locked up in a case like a rare, rare fiddle?" - Katherine Mansfield

Yamamoto's picture

*Facepalms...* This seems

*Facepalms...* This seems like one of the most stupid peices of relationship advice that I have ever heard in my entire life...

And Jeff just staking his idiotic interpitation onto it just made things sound all the more stupid... I mean seriously Jeff... grow up.

jeff's picture

Wow...

Yama hasn't been this worked up since Blizzard changed the way Diablo 3 works:

(Let's try a new strategy of not making some anti-Jeff comment in every reply on here maybe? There is no Constitutional right to have an Oasis account. I can turn off commenting in 20 seconds, ability to send pm's, blocking account access, lots of things...)

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"Why be given a body if you have to keep it locked up in a case like a rare, rare fiddle?" - Katherine Mansfield

625539's picture

jeff, this video is my

jeff, this video is my favorite thing

625539's picture

clearly it was ridiculous

clearly it was ridiculous and stupid, that's probably why i'm still in a relationship... lmfao

we fought, had stuff still unresolved and then we had fucking grade a sex, everything's great now.

plus this journal was kind of supposed to be a joke... ahaha. but yeah, i'm a slut so whatevs