Do you know what's terribly frustrating? When people try and invite themselves places. Obviously if I didn't extend an invitation to you, I don't particularly care for you coming with me. Further, it's incredibly rude to invite yourself to anything. You seem desperate and needy. Not stellar attributes.
Anyway, my best friend, Hannah, has her girl friend, now foster sister, Shelbie. Hannah can't accompany me to Maine, and I already knew that. So I simply didn't invite Hannah. I figured Shelbie wouldn't want to go without Hannah, because she's a dependent looney, so I just didn't invite (I didn't want her coming anyway. She's a whirl-wind of irrationality). Besides, my friends Emily (who's Hannah's sister) and Lyla are coming, and they don't particularly care for Shelbie either. Actually Emily just plain old hates Shelbie and Shelbie knows it. So, why would I extend an invitation to Shelbie? AND BESIDES, IT'S MY FAMILY'S SUMMER ESTATE. I INVITE WHO I WANT. We're running out of room. The White Guest Cottage is full, the Office doesn't house people anymore, the Main House is full and the Yellow Guest Cottage is full. What's left? The window seats in the Main House? Yea, sorry, not that desperate for guests.
Then I'm going to PA with Hannah, to go visit my friends Jess and Tommy. Shelbie keeps on asking me why she wasn't invited. I always avoid answering, but I seriously want to take a wooden mallet and hit her sometimes. Like... maybe I didn't invite her, because I don't want her to accompany us. Shocking, right? It's logical. Maybe that's why it phases her.
But she's also crossed some boundaries with me in terms of Tommy. See, Tommy and I share some similarities - we're both gay, we're both named Thomas, we both have best friends named Hannah and we both have similar mannerisms, etc. So, he and Hannah talk, for natural reasons - his best friend is also named Hannah. But Shelbie got jealous that Tommy was texting me and Hannah, so she went into my iPhone. She sent his contact information to her phone, and started texting him. All without my permission or Tommy's permission. Like, the fuck? Who does that? That's seriously creepy, right? She fucking violated my privacy, and Tommy's privacy and stole data.
Oh, and Shelbie, Lyla and Emily all think I should date Tommy. He lives in fucking PA first of all, a good eight hours away, and his boyfriend has cancer. Desmoplastic small round-cell tumors, to be exact. Anyone heard of it? Nope? There's a reason - it's an incredibly rare, childhood disease. He has a 30% chance of living after five years. First off, I don't tear people apart. Not my thing. Secondly, HIS BOYFRIEND HAS FUCKING CANCER! What terribly disgusting person would seriously home wreck that shit?