i keep hitting pinnochio
hoping to find
a real boy inside
Your haiku meter is way off...
"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)
...if only Collodi had chosen an appendage much more interesting than the nose... one that is more closely associated with lies :)
You're completely wrong here... the penis NEVER lies.
...that school librarians will be removing the book from their shelves. They'll now suspect that Collodi must have been employing the nose as a euphemism... :)
NAMBLA would fetishize this story more than anyone. You can build a wooden boy, and it comes to life! The possibilities! And are you only limited to one coming to life?! ;-)
you guys omg