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625539's picture

i keep hitting pinnochio

hoping to find

a real boy inside

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jeff's picture

Dude...

Your haiku meter is way off...

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"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)

elph's picture

What a great story...

...if only Collodi had chosen an appendage much more interesting than the nose... one that is more closely associated with lies :)

jeff's picture

Huh?

You're completely wrong here... the penis NEVER lies.

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"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)

elph's picture

But I do anticipate...

...that school librarians will be removing the book from their shelves. They'll now suspect that Collodi must have been employing the nose as a euphemism... :)

You think?

jeff's picture

One imagines...

NAMBLA would fetishize this story more than anyone. You can build a wooden boy, and it comes to life! The possibilities! And are you only limited to one coming to life?! ;-)

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"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)

625539's picture

you guys omg

you guys omg