Gahhhh!

Nanook's picture

People piss me the fuck off seriously. Honestly.

First off, I can't stand my fucking roommate. He goes to bed way too early every single night - 11:00 - and he never leaves the fucking room except to eat. He plays video games ALL day EVERY day. I don't care if he parties, but jesus christ, get out there and explore things for a change. There's so much at university, especially this one. At the very least, get a fucking job.

Oh, another thing - he doesn't know how to clean, I swear. He thinks cleaning the bathroom ever month is sufficient. Ugh... What? Let's try weekly, thank you. He also has a weird obsession with locking the door. Like, he locks it when he goes to bed, even when I'm not back to the room yet. Like, what the fuck? We're in the Honors' dorms, what's gonna happen? AND THEN HE LOCKS THE WINDOWS! Are people gonna scale the dorm or bring a ladder just to rob our room? Seriously, it's Vermont. We're a safe community with one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

Oh, and he also doesn't want me to change in eye sight of him. I have to go to the fucking bathroom to change. He can't handle seeing my penis, seriously? Fuck him. He can get the fuck over it.

If only I applied to a roommate switch when I was supposed to. God fucking dammit. Whatever, I'll just sexile the bitch all the time then.

On another note, my "best friend" Hannah is a total two-faced bitch. She says she's "okay" with smoking herb and boozing, but apparently I'm the exception to the rule. She flipped on me because I've gotten high and I've gotten drunk. What's more, she's upset because I've "replaced" her with friends from my dorms. Ugh... Her res-hall is fifteen minutes away. What the fuck am I gonna do? Go out there, watch some stupid ass movie, stay sober, and ride the bus home with a bunch of drunk and high kids? Yea, sounds fucking AWESOME!

And the best part? She's replaced everyone in her life with her girlfriend. All they do is facetime or skype at night. It's unreal. Seriously. And the worst part? Her girlfriend is CRAZYYYYY! Like, she's fucking insane. She adopts everyone else's mannerisms and likes so she can fit in, and she can't filter things out like a normal person. She stole one of my shirts that had bleach marks on it, and at the place where she works, she joked that it was my cum. I worked at a fucking pool for three years. What do you chlorine is gonna do? What's more, you don't need to talk about my cum with people who don't know me. Not cool.

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jeff's picture

Weird...

You have the rare roommate whose is unable to close his eyes?! Seems like he should go in the bathroom when you are changing if he's the one with the problem, no?

If you were my roommate, I'd let you prance around naked all the time! ;-)

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"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)

Nanook's picture

It's a good thing they don't

It's a good thing they don't allow sixty-year olds into the dormitories... =p

jeff's picture

Hmm...

I doubt the college has a rule against that. Don't try and put up institutional barriers as a way to avoid your own interests. ;-)

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"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)