Dude, this was the best weekend everrrr. I had a long weekend because of Columbus Day. I had the house to myself and did abso-fucking-lutely NOTHING of any worth whatsoever. It was so glorious... I can't even. Oh my fuck. This weekend would have been absolutely perfect if I had some sushi and FCG.
I played Nintendo 64 for a while. Who remembers Hey You Pikachu? I loved that game as a little kid! Did you know that Pikachu responds to "FESTERING DOUCHEBAG"? :D It's such a cute game! I still suck at fishing in it, though.
Then, I nearly broke my foot tripping over my arch nemesis, the vacuum cleaner. Fuck the vacuum cleaner, man. I hate that guy. My foot still hurts a little.
On Sunday, I went to the new ice cream shop in town. It was the most glorious thing ever. Red velvet ice cream with marshmallows, hot fudge sauce, and cookie dough LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING BOSS. I wolfed it down in like, a minute, and then felt like I gained 800 pounds. More worth it than anything ever.
On Sunday night, I rented this cheesy action movie named Drive Angry. NO REGRETS. It was beyond glorious, because, well, Amber Heard. She is a beautiful goddess,
and I am going to marry her. Also, I now love cheesy action movies... Or maybe I just love Amber. I dunno. Also, she's in a movie that's coming out soon. I have no idea what it's about, but I am so totally there ASAP. Yeah, I'm a little obsessed. Hahaha. Seriously, though, she is absolutely gorgeous. Uhh, I think I'm in love. Sooo jealous of her girlfriend. So. Freaking. Jealous.
Speaking of Amber, I SHOULD be drooling over her right about now, but NBC says I can't have nice things. I ranted about that last week, though, so I'll spare you my rage.
I was supposed to write an essay for motherfucking history class this weekend, though. I did manage to do that in between bouts of awesomeness, but it is definitely the worst thing I have ever written... NO REGRETS, MY DEARS.
Anyway, it's less than a month until I turn SEXY SEVENTEEN! ;D I can't wait. Sixteen sucked so badly. I want a big chocolate cake with the homemade frosting my mom likes to make. And maybe some Japanese food.