I never disrobe before a gunfight.

Super Duck's picture

Dude, this was the best weekend everrrr. I had a long weekend because of Columbus Day. I had the house to myself and did abso-fucking-lutely NOTHING of any worth whatsoever. It was so glorious... I can't even. Oh my fuck. This weekend would have been absolutely perfect if I had some sushi and FCG.

I played Nintendo 64 for a while. Who remembers Hey You Pikachu? I loved that game as a little kid! Did you know that Pikachu responds to "FESTERING DOUCHEBAG"? :D It's such a cute game! I still suck at fishing in it, though.

Then, I nearly broke my foot tripping over my arch nemesis, the vacuum cleaner. Fuck the vacuum cleaner, man. I hate that guy. My foot still hurts a little.

On Sunday, I went to the new ice cream shop in town. It was the most glorious thing ever. Red velvet ice cream with marshmallows, hot fudge sauce, and cookie dough LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING BOSS. I wolfed it down in like, a minute, and then felt like I gained 800 pounds. More worth it than anything ever.

On Sunday night, I rented this cheesy action movie named Drive Angry. NO REGRETS. It was beyond glorious, because, well, Amber Heard. She is a beautiful goddess, and I am going to marry her. Also, I now love cheesy action movies... Or maybe I just love Amber. I dunno. Also, she's in a movie that's coming out soon. I have no idea what it's about, but I am so totally there ASAP. Yeah, I'm a little obsessed. Hahaha. Seriously, though, she is absolutely gorgeous. Uhh, I think I'm in love. Sooo jealous of her girlfriend. So. Freaking. Jealous.

Speaking of Amber, I SHOULD be drooling over her right about now, but NBC says I can't have nice things. I ranted about that last week, though, so I'll spare you my rage.

I was supposed to write an essay for motherfucking history class this weekend, though. I did manage to do that in between bouts of awesomeness, but it is definitely the worst thing I have ever written... NO REGRETS, MY DEARS.

Anyway, it's less than a month until I turn SEXY SEVENTEEN! ;D I can't wait. Sixteen sucked so badly. I want a big chocolate cake with the homemade frosting my mom likes to make. And maybe some Japanese food.

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loreonpravus's picture

Heh, 17 was an interesting

Heh, 17 was an interesting year. Much more happened then as opposed to 16, at least. Hope you get your delicious food wishes.

Super Duck's picture

The entire second half of my

The entire second half of my 16 has been kind of sucky... I hope 17 is an improvement.

26 MORE DAYS!